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Discussion in 'Sex and Relationships' started by rockypeak, Feb 28, 2015.
The problem is all inside my head she said to me
Are we supposed to list them?
Dear john letter?
It's not you it's me?
Or are you having trouble making her see you want to leave?
Well, there's always the most direct approach:
Pack up your stuff and leave OR pack up their stuff and tell them to leave -- whichever.
That ^^ is exactly what I came here to say!!!
And slam the door on the way out!
Just slip out the back Jack
You're giving me It's not you it's me?!?
I invented It's not you it's me!!
At least I didn't steal your "stop short/arm out/cop a feel" move!
I'm afraid that we've grown apart......
Paul Simon only gave us five of the fifty ways:
1. Just slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. You don’t need to be coy, Roy
4. Hop on the bus, Gus
5. Just drop off the key, Lee
So the question about the other 45 will be there forever. But on the other hand, this is what Mr. Simon said about the song:
"It's basically a nonsense song."
I was going to say, Simon only used 5. how about a .44 magnum? machete, rat poison, aside from the normal, just leave, text, message on the answering machine, dear John letter, let him or her catch you in bed with another....
Maybe tell her she has small boobs?
Or complain about her refusing to do anal.
Practice disguising your voice and call her up and say you are with the local wildlife office and follow with this conversation:
Hello is this (Mrs Rocky or Mrs Rocky to be or wtf ever)
This is Mr. Joe Bob from the park service, I regret to inform you , but (Rocky) was totally eaten and consumed by a bear. (Since you live in Florida you could say alligator or big ass snake). Nothing left of him so no need for services. Rocky's identical twin brother who he failed to mention to you, told me to inform you , because he didn't want to shock you seeing him at Rockys house since he is moving into Rocky's house. He said he would send your belongings and clothes over shortly and unfortunately the (bear/alligator/snake) apparently ate the key to the safety deposit box as well with all you all's important papers and other valuable stuff. Have a good day and remember it was probably for the good at least he didn't suffer and the bear/alligator/snake had a good day. .
Paul Simon.....just no.
Not a Paul Simon fan, sandwich?
Or you could use Hellllllloooooo!!! La la la
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover....
Isn't this also known as 50 Shades of Grey?