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Discussion in 'Member Introductions' started by AliveInAlbany, Aug 26, 2012.

  1. AliveInAlbany

    AliveInAlbany New Member

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    Good afternoon. if my girlfriend caught me in here she'd probably only be upset because she would think that I was trying to find some chick to bang. It wouldn't just be a thought like, "He is just talking to other people about a common hobby, no problems there!" It would be very ugly so I guess just call me Alive.

    Anywho, I am a horny bastard. I've had threesomes, been cuckolded, had a boyfriend at a younger day, fucked chicks with wine bottles, played rape with Suzzy Q over there and once fucked a chick in broad daylight on a bench on a hot summer day while bicyclists rode by.

    And I don't do all that "she sucks my dick, she must LOVE me!" bullshit. Don't equate sex with love. It's as natural as breathing and shoudn't be condemned.

    But yeah, I'm gonna toss out some real life scenarios that I've been in and chat about random stuff.
     
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    Thats great.
     
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    I just reread that and it makes me sound a bit harsh and loud. I'm actually quite nice and understanding, though sarcastic at times. haha
     
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    Haha. I feel like that all the time. But I just figure its easier to do damage control later. Otherwise it takes away from the tone. Although tone is often very difficult to convey via the written word.

    Anyway. Welcome...from a fairly new guy.
     
  5. Mittimer

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    Welcome to :sf
     
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    Soooo.... stay in touch on a regular bases so we know your Alive......if we haven't heard from you in a while we will know your gf found out and now your Dead!!!! hahahah


    Welcome
     
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    welcome
     
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    Welcome.....nice list of accomplishments.....now if you had done all that in the same session.....you'd really have something to brag about....:D
     
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    :lol
     
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    G'day AIA,
    "Spiritual advisor and Scotch drinker" hey?
    Direct quote from your profile; that kind of makes you a holy man or guru around these part :)
    Stick around ok?
     
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    Welcome to the club. Great intro there.