Weird insertions!

Discussion in 'Sexual Fetishes and Fantasies' started by FireGuy, Jul 26, 2007.

  1. FireGuy

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    I want to know what weird insertions you've tried.... What got you off the most?

    For my wife we've tried the common ones, of course ICE, Bananna, popscicles....

    A little different... Beer Bottle (bottom half) mag light (flashlight) panties, vibrator & me at same time....

    Lets hear em...
     
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    How did the popciles go? How big was the Bottle. What No pics? hehe. Had to ask.


     
  3. Barbwire

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    When I was a little girl I used to play, "now you see it, now you don't" with my crayons. In fact, I did it so much it's a wonder my first period wasn't rainbow colored.

    Other than that, I can't say I've put anything unusual in myself besides the handle of a hair brush, a plastic sword, and a cucumber. (not all at the same time!) :cool
     
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    In a moment of serious desperation (and curiosity :p) I tried a curling iron (NOT *ON* of course! :lol)

    That's where my fascination with the feel of cool metal on my warmer, more sensitive parts started. :p
     
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    when i was a teen i used to use my toothbrush mostly up my butt hehe.
     
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    I know a girl that tried a cell phone, but she didn't like that
     
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    :eek:lol
     
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    my wife and I have done double-penetration with me in her ass and a dildo in her pussy, but never any odd objects. maybe we should think about some things we could use :brow
     
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    I saw a video of someone doing that. The phone rang inside of her so she started pushing it out faster, haha.
     
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    LOL Good one!!
     
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    A girl I was with for a while wanted to try double penetration. I didn't have a dildo then so we used my studded nunchakus.
     
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    i regularly insert a toblerone bar in my partner's pussy... both taste great after!
     
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    Secondhand info:-
    Some "bargirls" in Bangkok do an audience show, not on a stage, and insert into thier vaginas; 1) banana, 2) 10 hard boiled eggs (subsequently "lay them one-by-one), 3) razor blades, 4) coke bottle (completly), 5) whiteboard marker (then draw "pussy pictures") and the star of the show has a finger thick two foot long green snake wriggle in and re-emerge, head first when she plays a small trumpet.Of course these are seperate acts by different girls.
    Something there for everybody to try apart from the odd bit of plastic and the usual fruit & vegatables.
     
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the laugh. rofl... im in tears of laughter, needed a cheering up , thanks hun.



    hmm when i was little i used pens and stuff, no really weird things went up there :) honest :)
     
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    cell phone

    Was she a "call girl?":lol
     
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    One desperate night, when house sitting for one of my mothers friends (who i didnt like, but was free accomodation for 3 months!) i grabbed a champagne bottle and defiled it and put it back in their bar!!! Still makes me laugh thinking of them saluting my cheers!!!
     
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    lol! Very cute ;)

    Oh, such sweet revenge! I love it! :lol
     
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    Phone... but got damaged after several orgasms... :( the cum seeped into the screen and ruined it
     
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    I'm a 20 years old single virgin guy, I'm open-minded person so please teach me :)