Wanna Buck?

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  1. Barbwire

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    We went to see the Professional Bull Riders tour last night. It was the best event we've been to in ages. The cowboys were incredible and the bulls supreme.

    Two riders got hurt pretty bad, but were able to walk out of the ring. I can't believe how tough they are; one had a broken jaw, 3 broken ribs, and a collapsed lung!

    Here are some pics and a video montage for you to enjoy. Pay close attention to the rider in red and black. He is Andriano Moraes.

    I could not see very well as I was filming for the qualifiers, but I used the binoculars in the finals. I was amazed at all the action in the bucking chutes.

    Adriano Moraes does a LOT of warming up before he rides. All kinds of bending, stretching, hips swivels and..........toe touches! I shit you not when I say, my eyes actually teared up, he was so beautiful.

    My husband knew better than to talk to me whilst I was honed in on Adriano, but my kid kept calling to me.

    I about broke my own neck as I spun my head around, glared at him, and snarled, "DON'T talk to me now!"

    At one point, some bunghole parked his fat ass in front of me and obscured the view of My Precious One. I would have stood and yelled at him, but I was afraid people would see the moist heat rising up off my seat. So, I just sat there, literally and figuratively steaming, until he moved.

    I had the binoculars on Andriano for a good twenty minutes. The man is a work of art. God god, a bona bide work of art! *drools on self* Both his qualifying ride and his final ride are on the montage. He's the one in black and red. He fell off about 3 seconds into his last ride, but even then he did it in a most seductive manner.

    Adriano's Backside

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    Buns Up at the Chutes

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    Wrangler on Horse

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    Bucking Into Another Dimension

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    The Montage (remember to look for the red and black Brazillian HOTTY)


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  2. heelfetish

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    :( Damn, I thought you were offering free Sexbux, :lol
     
  3. Barbwire

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    *tosses Heely a sexbuk.*

    There ya go, ya mooch! :lol
     
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    :woohoo
     
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    Oooh lawd. That is a nice butt!
     
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    Thanks I haven't watched the PBR in at least a year
    And I thought Adrianna was gone from the scene.
    I know He wasn't in the standings last season.
    Some one said He got homesick and went back to Brazil.

    Hiker
     
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    The 2nd URL worked fine.
     
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    haven't been to anything like that since I was a kid, be neat to give it a try.
    I could see the bull turning around saying how the fuck can I buck with this fat ass on my back.

    ever seen em take a bull out on a stretcher :lol
     
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    Cowboys...

    ...and hockey players are ridiculously tough.

    Cowboy Lover leaving the arena; "squish, squish, squish, squish..." :lol
     
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    Did she step in the mud?? :uhh:

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  12. Barbwire

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    For whatever reason, when I go out to the arena, I take on a whole new persona. I tend to speak a bit too loudly, giggle a lot, and I need a wheelbarrow to cart my libido around in. It's hard to describe, but when I go to an event, I get a little bit fiesty.

    Getting to the point of my story...

    When we stepped into the arena from the concession area, the first thing that hit us was the smell of the bulls. I loved it and breathed deeply through my nose. but

    My son said, "what's that smell?" wrinking up his nose.

    I whispered in his ear, "It's bullshit."

    My son said, "What?"

    I said a bit louder, "It's bullshit!"

    He said "What?"

    I swallowed hard then bellowed, "IT'S BULL SHIT YOU SMELL!" He and his buddy laughed like hyenas. Hubby just glared.

    We took our seats and a little while later, a family came down the steps looking for their seats. There was a boy, about 5 years old in a red cowboy hat with matching boots with them.

    So they get about to the point where the bovine aroma hits you, and the little boy says,

    "What's that smell?"

    My son and his friend burst out laughing. I sat there, biting my lip, trying not to say IT. I was holding steady when I heard the boy ask again, "What's that smell?"

    I looked at my son, then his friend and I blurted out, "Bullshit!" I musta said it kinda loud because some teenagers 6 rows down turned around to look at me. They were laughing their asses off. My son and his buddy were looking at me like I was a superhero. My husband was just shaking his head, but fuck him! I made my kid and his buddy laugh.

     
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    I get to watch a rodeo virtually every year
    But unfortunatlly not the PBA. But they do have all rodeo events
    and they are pretty good, But of course they dont have as good
    bull riders as the PBA.

    Hiker
     
  14. Barbwire

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    There are a couple podunk rodeos in the area, but they stink compared to the PBR. Hubby and I are already trying to plan a trip to Vegas to see the championship in the winter.
     
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    Ya know what that story reminds me of?

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  16. Barbwire

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    Funny thing you should mention T-Shirt Hell. I just got one of these in the mail the other day..

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