Vibrator stolen!

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  1. igor

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    BRASILIA, Brazil -- An armed man in Brazil has heisted an 18-carat gold-plated vibrator selling for $4,000 at a luxury sex shop.

    Police say he walked into the Erotica Luxo store in Brasilia, tied up a clerk and took the item from its display case. He stole nothing else.

    It's high season for erotic shops in Brazil as the nation celebrates its own Valentine's Day in less than two weeks.

    Store owner Vanessa Baldini tells the G1 news website the robber might get no satisfaction from Wednesday's theft. She says the Swedish-made vibrator has a stainless steel core, making removing any gold plating extremely difficult.

    And she notes the robber didn't take the vibrator's charger.

    She says: "I really don't know what he'll do. I'll leave it up to his imagination."
     
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    Sexytime is going to be rather spoiled when he get's home and notices he's missing the charger Oo.
     
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    Why the fuck is it made out of gold!? Stupid motherfuckers in this world I swear. It deserves to be stolen and sold on the black market.
     
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    This is just asking to be the first line in a story over in Erotic Literature.
     
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    replacement charger will not be hard to find.
     
    #5 too_thick, Jun 8, 2012
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    I like to imagine the luxury vibrator is now the pride of his home. He's got no door or ceiling, he's eating only canned ravioli, but damn does he have a nice vibrator.