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Discussion in 'Sex and Relationships' started by Alonza, Nov 7, 2017.
Yeah but imagine the I'm one tough S.O.B story you can tell
And the squealing might be louder.
I remember friends coming over to see me sitting on a bag of frozen peas. Lol
Made the mistake of getting up drinking beer and playing ping pong for a few hours BIG MISTAKE
Did your scrotum turn black and blue?
I don't think so. I'm old though so my memory sucks
Now if you ask me what it was like having sex with my wife while she was breast feeding I can give you explicit details. Throw me a life vest would yah
OMG, I SO get what you mean. Riding me with those delicious extra-big boobs in my face. I had to be careful how hard I squeezed though...
We would get done and I would be drenched in breast milk. Finally got to a point I just drank it for a couple months.
Second child it was far better and in control but she could have floated a battle ship in breast milk with the first kid.
You are a boob man!
And he's not the only one!
Wink Wink! Thank you for the information guys. xxoo
Check out the Joe Walsh song I.L.B T
That explains me
If you can, please PM me.
Louisiana Redneck Vasectomy:
...all you need is a barbed wire fence and a running start.
The most modern techniques advertised by my urologist's group are a lot better & easier than when I had mine done in the late 1980s.
I shaved for mine, but apparently not enough. Nurse took my dick moved it up towards my belly and taped it, but I wasn’t getting hard, actually the opposite (oh the embarrassment) and gave me closer dry shave. Then the doc said, oh relax it’s common, even the with the big ones ( oh thanks doc, I feel reassured now). Right side went fast, left one hangs at almost a 90 degree angle to the right and was an adventure as both the doc and nurse pulled on my sac to find the location to cut. That smell is horrible as they cauterize the tubes. The chit chat during the procedure was also odd, how many kids did I have, did my left ball have issues with it’s position, too bad I didn’t have a looser scrotum as my balls are large and could use more room, even that saying whoever did my circumcission did a great job since it’s loose and such. Then the wash down, the nurse did have a little smile as she removed the tape and gave me a few strokes as she washed down my dick and balls. I’ve got two tiny scars that faded into the wrinkles of my scrotum.
I did develop epididymitis afterward and had some bad pain for a few weeks.
I do remember I had pain associated with orgasms for awhile afterwards but don't remember for how long.
Those are reasons why I haven't gotten a vasectomy.
I've been waiting for Vasalgel™ Intra-vas injection to be an approved option in the USA, but the non-profit company seems to have funding problems.
Not sure I would be too excited about an experimental thing being done to my nuts when there is a viable option available.
Why not just plan on having skeptical chicks try a taste test and tell them cum without sperm is less bitter, and if she takes a load in her mouth and says it tastes like sperm you will wear a condom. Or you could carry a microscope with you if she needs to spit.