Vasectomy question....

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  1. Alonza

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    If a guy gets a vasectomy, does it leave scars on the scrotum? It would be nice to see the evidence of the surgery if it did.

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    Very small ones. Not even likely to be able to see them. Maybe like a tiny dimple.
     
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    Yes, it does. It's an old joke among those of us who shoot blanks to use the pick-up line, "Would you like to see my vasectomy scars?"
     
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    It probably varies. My scars are not large, but both are quite visible. Perhaps the tecniques back in 1986 were cruder. The main thing I remember was the nurse's eyes getting bigger as all the tugging and poking (under local anesthetic) caused me to get an erection.
     
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    My nurse was a rather stout and stern Nurse Ratchet archetype...type.
    No action on my end. The sight of smoke and smell of burnt body tissue pretty much did in any kind of concerns about my junk being yanked about. Further, I apparently have one of the smallest, wiliest vas deferens known to man and he ended up needing a second stitch as he had to widen the incision to get at that little bugger.

    I would say, the strangest thing in the world was the followup visits where you have to take in a jar of your hopefully unleaded baby batter and hand it off to some poor administrative nurse who's working behind the 'counter' to have it tested. Even in a brown paper bag, you always feel a little strange handing a jar of your spunk to a strange woman.

    Worst part for me, a nerve got caught in the scar and every time I got an erection my scar would itch like it was on fire. Fortunately, the Doc was a Viet Nam vet Doc who had lots of practice in softening scars and would give a shot of ketamine to the ding dings, which apparently softens up the scar. Most of it appears to have pulled loosed from the scar as I only occasionally get a mild itch.
     
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    Let the story begin:p

    So here I am told to shave the area of operation of course back then about 1989 guys didn't shave their anything or at least the guys I hung around with. So I go in for the surgery and of course I didn't take off enough so the nurse dives right in and starts to move the equipment around. Now just before this happened they asked if I was ok if a student nurse watched the procedure me being like most guys WTF another woman seeing my package sounded like a good idea. So as the nurse is shaving yup I start to get a hardon and she tells the student nurse here is how you handle that and tapes my cock to my chest lol ok my pelvic area to get it out of the way. She proceeded to shave me and then long story short they inject me with a local that doesn't do a f ing thing and they start cutting into my scrotum. I hear all this noise and the student nurse has her mouth covered running back and forth with her hand over her mouth trying to find a waste basket to puke in. I'm laughing telling the other nurse and doctor that I have never gotten that reaction from a woman looking at my package. Everyone is laughing except the student nurse who flew out the door.
    Long story short my surgery was a little more difficult because the tubes were routed lower in my scrotum so they had to increase the size and then pull on the tubes to get them out in the open so they could cut and cauterize them.
    Surgery was a little painful but pretty damn funny.
    To answer the question I think mine are about 3/4 inch long but you need to know they are there as they healed very well.
     
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    @Alonza , I looked through some close up photos of mine to see if I could show you an example. I circled the scar to make it easy to find. Fotor_151009435342178.jpg
     
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    I never looked for or noticed my scars. I guess they are there, but they probably get lost in the wrinkles so you wouldn't see them anyway.
     
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    Thank EssentiallyEight. Now I have more of an idea.
     
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    My scar doesn't look like that. One on each side. IMG_20171107_165054140.jpg
     
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    @privatepartner , you got a chuckle out of me with the "taped to my chest" line. Well done.

    I remember the surgeon struggling to get at my tubes, too. It's starting to sound like a common theme.
     
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    There are plenty of photos of my shaved nuts on here. Lol. And the scars are not visible. Never even thought about it.
     
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    Do you have one scar or two?
     
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    So you have two scars! I read an article that a surgeon could make one incision or two incisions.
     
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    This is kind of like that Lethal Weapon movie when they started comparing bullet holes, scars and road rash :p
     
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    I have a matching set one on each side same size.
    I was told the tube normally pops right out in the open. Not the case for me.
     
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    I have two scars, one on each side. The other one is higher for some reason, and doesn't show up in any of my existing photos.
     
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    I sort of know about the vas deferens tubes that are snipped. I have castrated a lot of piglets since we started raising hogs.
     
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    You can do it yourself than:p
     
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    Yes, I have had the practice. But I think my scars would be worse, lol