Vaginal Queefs - Saying Thanks?

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  1. Fliteskates

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    Ya I know what they are and why they occur, but I recently had a female friend tell me that:

    "When a woman has pussy farts, it's her body's way of thanking the giver"

    Is this true or what the hell was she talking about?
     
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  2. heelfetish

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    Sounds like an explanation one would give a child.
     
  3. Fliteskates

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    Ya I don't know wtf she was talking about... never heard anyone say that before.

    Guess I'm trying to make sense of what she said...
     
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    Lmao!! Just when I thought I have heard just about everything here come a new one.
     
  5. heelfetish

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    Fliteskates, I think you're reading too much into it. Her statement holds mo more truth than 'a burp is a stomach's way of thanking you for a good meal'. It's just some silly nonsense she either made up or heard somewhere. :)
     
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    Haha that reminds me of when you feed cats they devour the food but sometimes in the middle of it all they look at you with this random cute face, then go back to devouring the food.

    But describing it that way is a nice way of covering up the embarrassing sound that just came from sex.
     
  7. Fliteskates

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    I dunno, I burp when I drink a Coke...

    But her statement has been on my mind since I heard it... when I reflect on all of the times it has happened to my g/f, it is almost always after we have had really good sex.

    Obviously there are a lot of times we have great sex and it doesn't happen.

    But I can't ever remember having an ok round of sex and it happening...

    So maybe there is some logic in her statement... I think...
     
  8. Fliteskates

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    Ya my g/f will apologize every time and I just laugh and say it's ok, not like it smells hun lol.
     
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    I have had it happen to me a number of times from my wife...she used to apologize in the beginning...but now...Eh...like a previouse poster says to his wife...I say to mine..."it's ok...."

    I still am not sure WHY it happens though.
     
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    It is a JOKE op. An old one too.

    hrny - it happens because the penis pushes air into the vagina while thrusting. So it makes a noise when it escapes.
     
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    MY girlfriend does it every so often and we all know it's just from air getting trapped inside her, but when she does it i just laugh because it's funny, it's cute, feels good when I'm in her, and it's cute. It's just 1 of those things
    But I think it goes back to the thinking that a girl should be lady like all the time. They shouldn't cuss, burp, fart, blow bubble gun, sweat, and so on. Honestly I think it's hot when a chick burps, and most girls don't understand it.
    But an easy way to further explain to her that it doesn't bother you is sit and drink soda with her, when she burps laugh and say it was cute or som'n. She'll prob say "No it wasn't" but after a few times she'll see you mean it and be more open about bodily sounds.
     
  12. Fliteskates

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    Never heard it before, but as I said it did make me think, which is usually a bad thing.
     
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    girls need to cuss, cmon...
     
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    Yes, this is the answer.....It happens....
     
  15. Fliteskates

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    I think this thread got off track of what I originally was trying to ask...

    Again I already know what a vaginal queef is and what causes it.

    But what my friend said did make me think about WHEN they happen.

    I realized with my g/f it only happens when we have really good sex that goes on for awhile (15 mins or so).

    So I guess I want to rephrase my question to ask if others find the same thing to be true.. or does it happen even after a quickie/bad sex, etc.
     
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    Yes, it's true. It's her body's way of thanking the giver.
     
  17. Fliteskates

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    What if she was doing self loving?

    Does that mean she has to thank herself?
     
  18. loveit247

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    Sigh, I give up!

    Ever hear the term facitious?
     
  19. Fliteskates

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    Ever hear the term "irony"?
     
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    LOL! This thread is hysterical! Next time I hear a queef, I'm saying "you're welcome, darlin'!". :lol

    Thanks for the laugh, Flite!

    BD