Vagina jokes

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  1. lance49726

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    What does 70-year old pussy taste like?
    Depends

    Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
    They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.

    What do you call the spot between the pussy and asshole?
    The chinrest

    How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
    The best ones squirt when you eat them.

    What did the dick say to the pussy?
    I'll always have my ins and outs with you.

    How do you know you have an overbite?
    If you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit!

    How do we know God meant for men to eat pussy?
    Why else would he make it look like a taco?

    What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
    Gladiator

    What is the smallest hotel in the world?
    A pussy cause you have to leave your bags outside!

    What is the difference between eating sushi and eating pussy?
    The rice

    Did you hear about the new feminine hygiene spray called SSY?
    That's what's left after you take the PU out of pussy.
     
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    lol..."Depends"...lol :p
     
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    Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.

    Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside

    Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

    Q: Why do women have vaginas? A: So that men will speak to them!

    Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common? A: They are both stuck up cunts!

    Q: What do homosexuals and mice have in common? A: They both hate pussy!

    Q: What did the penis say to the vagina? A: Don't make me cum in there.

    Q: What's the difference between balls and a pussy? A: the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

    Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a public restroom? A: They both feel good, but you wonder who has been there before you!

    Q: What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubes? A: Cuntstubble.

    Q: What do you call the space between the vagina and the arsehole? A: The chinrest!

    Q: Why do blondes wear tampons? A: Because crabs like bungee jumping too!

    Q: What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina? A: The woman! What do you call the space between the twat and the shitter? Twitter

    Q: What do you call a Spanish chick with no legs? A: cuntswaylow

    Q: What's the the definition of a vagina? A: The box a penis cums in.

    Q: What do you call the movie about Lara Croft's abortion? A: Womb Raider

    Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth? A: A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER

    Q: What do pimps and dogs have in common? A: They both ate pussy

    Q: What's the definition of a tongue-twister? A: A spiral pussy!

    Q: What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in a snowstorm? A: When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front of you!

    Q: What do you get if you stuff your hand up a gypsy's cunt when she is on her period? A: Your palm Red!

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