Upcoming "SURVIVOR" Series!!

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  1. Rose

    Rose Resident Sexy Grandma
    Gold Member

    Feb 8, 2005
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    Dixie Land
    I ABSOLUTELY CAN'T WAIT!! This has to be the testing of a lifetime!! :popcorn

    Six married men will be dropped on an island with one
    car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

    Each kid will play 2 sports and either take music or
    dance classes .

    There is NO fast food.

    Each man must take care of his 3 kids, keep his
    assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete
    science projects, cook, do laundry,and pay a list of
    "pretend" bills without enough money.

    In addition, each man will have to budget in money
    for groceries each week.

    Each man must remember the birthdays of all their
    friends and relatives, and send cards out on time.

    Each man must also take each child to a Dr's
    appointment, a dentist appointment and haircut

    He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit
    per child to the Urgent care.

    He must also make cookies or cup cakes for a social

    Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
    assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping
    it presentable at all times.

    The men will only have access to tv and computer when
    the kids are asleep and ALL chores are done .

    The men must shave their legs , wear makeup daily
    ,adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
    stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eye brows

    During one of the six weeks, the men will have to
    endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,and have
    extreme,unexplained mood swings, but never once
    complain or slow down from duties..

    They must attend weekly school meetings, and church,
    and find time at least once to spend the afternoon
    with his wife...

    They will need to read a book and then pray with the
    children each night and in the morning feed them,
    brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7 am

    A test will be givin at the end of 6 weeks, and each
    father will be requried to know all of the following
    each child's birthday, weight, height, shoe size,
    clothes size, and doctor's name. Also each child's
    favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite
    song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and
    what they want to be when they grow up...

    The kids vote them off the island based on
    performance. The last man wins only if ....he still
    has enough energy to be intimate with his wife at a
    moment"s notice.

    If the last man does win, he can play the game over
    and over and over again for the next 18-25 years
    eventually earning the right to be called MOM!

  2. Barbwire

    Gold Member

    Jan 20, 2007
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    Oh gawd, that's perfect! :lol
  3. Halogen

    Halogen New Member

    May 14, 2007
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    This might be the first Survivor ever where there's no winner. :lol