Unusually shaped....

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  1. ReddLicALot

    ReddLicALot New Member

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    Here's a question for the masses....

    I am, freely admitted, a bisexual man. Yet, in the amount of male partners I've had (don't ask), and the women I've asked, I've never heard of someone with this....gift?

    As with what most people assume is the standard hard-on image, mine has a curve, upwards toward the head. Pretty average in length and girth, nothing to be at all bashful about at any clothing optional event, but not porn star material. However, starting at the base, it rotates 90 degrees to the left side, giving it a decided "left hang." The top of the head is actually pointed toward my left thigh, if not a hair towards my knee.

    According to several women, and a few of the guys, no one had ever seen that combination, and the usual opinion is that it feels great, hitting spots only rarely ever hit. My wife claims it to be an all new take on the "corkscrew," play on words intended. She claims it even helps with oral sex, since it's angle takes it away from the top of her mouth at the back of her throat, thus stopping her gag reflex.

    Anyone else with a similar gift? Or any ladies with an opinion or experience of something similar?
     
  2. Barbwire

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    I'm having a hard time picturing it in my head. Care to post some pics up to give me a better visual? :dgrin
     
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    Wouldn't that violate rule 1? Or does this count as a multimedia forum? Don't wanna get banned my first week at such a nice site... :pics
     
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    Hmm, yeah, you are right, I forgot you were a newb. I'll tell ya what, you can send the links to the pics to me and I'll post them up for you, if you wish.
     
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    Now to find one of me that I'm allowed to post....Gotta go through our collection to find one that that doesn't include my face or the wife at all.

    Sorry, still gotta follow the rules at home too....A couple of the things she does would get highly bent at some of the things we do, so we are very careful about our pics.
     
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    OK, I'm not finding any that I can post. Sorry, but we just don't know enough about the people here to break some of our rules. As soon as the 6 year old goes to bed tonight, I'll snap one and forward it to you.

    Sorry for the delay, but our lives, livelyhood, and volunteer commitments are more important than any forum. I hope everyone understands.
     
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    That's understandable, but don't you have a photo editing program that you can use to crop out your face?

    In any case, if you post a few more times you will be able to acess the multi media section, and you can post the pics, yourself. I think you need 20+ posts to do it I'm not sure, though. You can PM a mod to double check.
     
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    No, what we've got right now wouldn't really work. Most involve action shots, and cropping him/her would defeat the purpose. Neither one of us is much for candids or posing. Strange people in Portland....It's something in the water.

    I'm going to try to get something usable, and find four more things to post about, without being all spam-botish. I'll re-do this question later when I can post demo versions!

    Thanks for the help though!

    --Redd
     
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    Sounds like a gift, pics please!
     
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    Pics up in multimedia forum.