Underwear Is Important!

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  1. Bella

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    Underwear Is Important!
    If you don't laugh out loud at this one,
    call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead! :eek

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
    under your vehicle.

    From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
    a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have
    their car break down in the parking lot.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
    the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
    near the car.

    On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding
    from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear
    turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

    Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
    quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

    On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
    staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

    The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.


    :rofl ~Bella
     
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    hahahah thats a good one
     
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    Hahahahah, oh my gods, that's funny. I would have loved to be one of the people watching that happen.
     
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  5. Bella

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    Glad you guys enjoyed this one! :lol
    ~Bella
     
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    Haha that was a great one!:lol :rofl
     
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    :eek Wrong, wrong, wrong. I don't think I would take 'remedial action' if it were me
     
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    Wow wouldnt have minded being that mechanic lmfao
     
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    I'll be calling the morgue. :)
     
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    Hehehe :p
     
  11. Bella

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    Wanna hear something funny? I posted this & I live in NW FL &
    I DON'T wear underwear! :rofl
    ...thought I needed to share that! :brow
    ~Bella
     
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    :rofl

    I just blew coffee out my nose.:lol
     
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    :rofl
    ~Bella
     
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    That's great...thanks for the laugh Bella :tup !!!!
     
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    Thanks for the yuk. :lol I did actually laugh out loud.
     
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    Haha
     
  17. Bella

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    Thanks for laughing with me! :)
    ~Bella
     
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    Poor mechanic ... just minding his own business, checking a transmission or some shit and next thing he knows he's getting fondled ... this of course startles him and he promptly smashes his head into the bottom of the engine block....

    Women .... *sigh* :lol
     
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    good one
     
  20. Bella

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    Thank you SaraRue! :)
    ~Bella