Twisted Wishes Game

Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by Stormy, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. Skeptix

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    Done. You won by a nose...and your mane needs a good combing. :lol

    I wish everyone who saw me imagined having sex with me.
     
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    POOF! Everyone that sees you now wants to fuck you, too bad you are in a maximum security prison.

    I wish my hubby would turn off the fucking tv and play rape the bejesus out of me.
     
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    POOF! Your hubby turned off the TV and raped the bejesus out of you, but it was so fast that you did not get off.

    I wish that I could see more pics of Kronnie :brow
     
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    Kronnie posts a whole website full of his pictures.... but he ain't naked :brow

    I wish that Jonny Depp and Kate Beckinsale would appear and do naughty, naughty things to me! :)
     
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    Done...ain't it naughty how they blindfold you and tie you up so you can't see or participate? Damn them!

    I wish that prison I was in on the previous post was an "all hot chicks with no STDs" prison.
     
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    Cool! You find yourself in an all hot, all STD-free, all lesbian and not interested in you, prison!

    I wish my next college essay was already written.
     
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    Granted. Your essay is about how stupid the dean is, and he/she expels you. I wish that clothes were illegal in the summer time.
     
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    Clothes are illegal in summer, but everyone within your sight is 75 years old and up!

    I wish my former student would fuck me silly.
     
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    Granted…..But, you stay Silly for the rest of your life, like a Cartoon Character.

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    I wish TV movie reviewers would NOT Buzz-Kill the Plot on every movie I want to see. :mad:
     
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    As you wish, but every movie NOT BUZZ-KILLED will cost you $40 per ticket.

    I wish I were a hardbody at 5'9", 175 pounds.
     
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    $40 would be worth it ;)

    Back to you're wish..Granted.

    It will cost you three hours in the gym, followed by two hours of running everyday of your life. You be asleep by 8pm to get up to train @ 5 am. before work and you 'll train after work. You'll eat a handful of raisins, & a boiled chicken breast for a snack your can eat sunflower seeds and an occasional side of tofu, no more alcohol or any food that taste like food. Saving the best for last….you'll be so fucking tired "sleeping" with someone will actually mean Sleeping. :D

    I wish I fly like Superman
     
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    Up, up and away you go! But you must fly with your mouth open and it is amazing how many bugs and how much bird shit finds its way in there!

    I wish my wife to be the most uninhibited sex goddess I can imagine with me.
     
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    your wish is granted except you can't get it up.

    I wish I could fly
     
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    Dude you forgot to wish you could land…..Ooooo that must hurt.

    I wish people would all take personal responsibility for themselves , even if it's only for one day.
     
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    Granted, and now you have no services whatsoever because they are ONLY taking responsibility for THEMSELVES!

    I wish I had an 8" long, 2" diameter penis.
     
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    Granted but your cell mate is 13" and your the bottom

    I wish i got a "thank you" after giving a bj
     
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    Granted...that's what three quick whinnies right in a row means!

    I wish to be beaten half to death, and for Trump and all his fascist cronies to get TWICE as much as I.