Twisted Wishes Game

Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by Stormy, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. Barbwire

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    I am only granting Green Eyes wish. She has nice tits, that's why.

    Poof! You now have a partner, a partner in crime, and the two of you are doing time for robbing an adult toy store. You were caught red-handed eating edible underwear as you fled the scene, your arms full of 15" rubber dicks, anal beads the size of tennis balls, and an inflatable doll that looked like Richard Simmons.

    I wish I wasn't so bored.
     
  2. cook74

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    Poof! your wish is granted you are no longer bored instead you are in Australia with me cooking you your favourite food, the sun is shining and the birds are singing. Unfortunately you are now stuck here in Oz because you are under investigation for drug smuggling.

    I wish I could visit the States, esp. LA
     
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    Poof! You are now in LA, but you've used all your money to get there, and find yourself stuck in the LA traffic in a broken down Yugo, with OJ Simpson threatening to beat the crap out of you for being in his way.

    I wish I could fly a plane.
     
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    wow you can fly a plane, but your navigation sytem is real bad, you end up on a deserted island with pigmeis as company...

    I wish all the females in sf were getting tons of pleasuring
     
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    Your wish is my command, I am now pleasuring all the women ( that want it ) on sf, unfortunately you cant do any pleasuring your self for a while as a rare desease has eaten away your nuts:)
     
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    Well what's your wish?
     
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    Why thank you CL :D
    My biggest fantasy has come true.....Richard Simmons....yay :eek
    :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
     
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    Im sorry , I wish I wasn t so stupid
     
  9. Green Eyes

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    POOF! You are no longer stupid, but in order to have the brains, your dick shrunk to a size that not even two of your fingers would fit on.

    I wish I could find a job
     
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    Your wish is granted, I hire you at 200k a year to post all my sf replies, unfortunately from all the typing you develop bad RSI and cant use your fingers to pleasure yourself ever again.

    I wish that I didnt have another week of work ahead of me tomorrow.:ugh
     
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    Done, two weeks.

    I wish I could get paid without having to have a job.
     
  12. cook74

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    Thats just mean. Your wish is granted you have gone on social security and you cant afford to keep up your tenancy bills so you are turfed out on the street
     
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    You get paid for not having a job.....but your unable to move so you cant get at your money...

    I wish that the next poster would get 10 times the badnes i get for this wish
     
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    And I wish I could give up smoking
     
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    You give up smoking, but end up being pleasered by 2 gorrillas....


    I wish that the next poster would get 10 times the badnes i get for this wish
     
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    that would be me, But i gave those two Gorillas your address and they are coming for you next

    I wish that I could type faster
     
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    You can now type faster , its just a shame im even faster than that, cause the gorrilas have been turned back at customs and are now .......hahaha

    I wish i could get to maerica to see a few certain females from :sf
     
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    POOF! You are now in America, but it isn's what you expected. The girls sent you fake pics and you realize they are guys.

    I wish I could make a trip to France
     
  19. Barbwire

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    Abra kadabra, you are now on a jet, headed for France, BUT, once off the plane you are sent back to America for having a criminal record and for trying to smuggle your Richard Simmons doll in your carry on bag.

    I wish I didn't have to clean my house.
     
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    I have already cleaned your house, unfortunately you have to clean mine

    I wish I could start winning at the track ( horses )