Twisted Wishes Game

Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by Stormy, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. runnerx32

    runnerx32 New Member

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    you are now single, but you became single by having your SO brutally murdered infont of you.

    I wish running wasnt such an underappreciated sport...
     
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    Crap, what a way to ruin a really fun thread! :eek
     
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    Poof, Running is now the most popular sport in the world
    Now the media wont let you alone long enough to get some of that
    free ass all the Women are throwing at you.

    Wish i could quit working.

    Hiker
     
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    you have now quite working
    but your boss is sleeping with your wife..

    I wish the next poster could have a baby..
     
  5. Stormy

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    Poof! I have a baby, which Kronnie is now legally obliged to raise as a single father!

    I wish I'd had the opportunity to fuck John Kennedy! :dgrin
     
  6. Kronnie

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    Bammm you just had a sexualy encounter with JFK to beat all ofther experiences...

    Shame that his wife found out and came hunting you :p

    I wish i could make love to each female in :sf
     
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    LOL! Poof! You can make love to all the ladies on :sf , after which you'll turn into a newt.
     
  8. Kronnie

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    (( you forgot your wish Misstress :p ))
     
  9. Stormy

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    I wish I could spend a weekend in Paris fucking Kronnie's brains out.
    :dgrin
     
  10. Kronnie

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    Wish granted you have now fucked my brains out

    but you are exhausted and unable to move for a day

    I wish i could visit england again and go to a normal pub once more lol
     
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    Poof, Your in an English Pub, But the Brewery workers are on strike
    so their is no suds.

    Wish I had a French Maid.

    Hiker
     
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    POOF! You have a French maid, but not the kind you'd hoped for. This one has hairier legs than a goat and smells like one, too.

    I wish my cyber lover was here right now.
     
  13. runnerx32

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    I'm now here CL =P but you arnt.

    I wish I could witness I massive lesbian orgy.
     
  14. Barbwire

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    POOF! Suddenly, you are in a room with more snapper lappin' than you can shake a stick at, too bad you are blind and deaf. All you can do is smell, and the room full of lesbians has taken a pact not to shower until the Red Sox win the World Series again.

    I wish my balls didn't itch.
     
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    lol, dont we all
     
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    I'll scratch yours if you scratch mine. :brow
     
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    POOF! Your balls do not itch anymore, but to your dismay they only ceased to itch due to the fact that you were castrated with a wooden spoon by Henry Rollins.

    I wish I had my dream drum kit.
     
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    Poof! You now have the best drumkit in the world only no arms to play it with.

    I wish my partner was more sexually adventurous.
     
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    POOF! Your partner is now more sexually adventurous, but only with another guy.

    I wish I had a partner ;)
     
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    Poof! To do so, you've gone to the after life. A spirit without physical sensory.

    I wish my SO and I would do it as often as I liked