Twisted Wishes Game

Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by Stormy, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. Stormy

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    I saw this on another site and its way fun to play. You make a wish. Another poster grants your wish, but adds a penalty onto it. Here's an example;

    I want to be 10 lbs lighter!

    Next poster says:

    Your now 10 lbs lighter, but your bald!

    Then someone else posts a wish. Geddit? :brow I'll start.

    I wish I WAS 10 lbs lighter!
     
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    You are now 10 lbs lighter.
    But your boobs are now too small.

    Hiker
     
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    You forgot to make a wish! :lol
     
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    You are now 10 lbs lighter.
    But your boobs are now too small.

    I wish I could fuck Stormy.

    Hiker
     
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    Poof! You can fuck Stormy. But you'll be blind afterwards.
    :dgrin
     
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    Need a wish.

    Hiker
     
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    I wish I didn't have to take drug test at work.(I love to smoke pot and have sex)
     
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    Poof! You never have to take a drug test at work again. However in order to continue having sex, you have to give up pot. :brow
     
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    Stormy, this is your game, now play it right! :)

    Again, you forgot to make your wish. (That's the way it works, right?)
     
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    Ten lashes for me! :eyes

    Okey dokey. I wish I had new batteries for my Rampant Rabbit!
     
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    POOF! You now have a lifetime supply of batteries, but you clit has dried up like a raison and fallen off.

    I wish Hiker would lend some of his libido to my husband.
     
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    Loaning a lot of libado to C Ls hubbie.

    Wish I could watch when He gets it.?

    Hiker
     
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    Hey, play by the rules, you forgot the penalty.
     
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    You can watch when he gets it, but your penis is not 1/2 the size.

    I wish I could break the 2hr 8min barrier for the marathon. (24 secs off)
     
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    POOF! You are now running faster than you ever have, BUT the reason is, you have a case of the squirts and are trying to get to the porta john before you shit yourself.

    I wish I was 10 years younger.
     
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    you are now 10 years yonger, but a pregnant and in labor

    I wish my marriage would last forever.
     
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    Poof Your marriage is now permanent-But you just met someone a lot better and want to marry Her.

    Wish I had a better income.

    Hiker


    Is it right this time.
     
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    POOF! You now make double your regular income, but your new-found wealth has not gone unnoticed by IRS.

    I wish I had more energy.
     
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    you now have more energy, but you gotta put some pics of u up here =)

    i wish i had an iPhone
     
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    POOF! You now have an iPhone, BUT your wife catches you drooling over Brit's pics and divorces you. You lose the phone in the divorce, of course. :dgrin

    I wish I was single.