I had the most embarassing and eww! experience recently. Let me start, and hope you guys can have a good laugh from it. It was a Saturday night, and with nothing much better to do, I went to the local brothel to get my rocks off. I saw this hot WL, so I paid her for ST. We proceed to the room, and she switched off all the lights. She undressed except she left her panties on. My radar began to go on red alert. She wanted to give me a BJ but I told her that I wanted her to undress completely first (to check the goods, so to speak). She refused, and insisted on giving me the BJ. I then changed tactics and told her I wanted FJ w/o the BJ. She insisted to guide my member into "her", which at this point I decided to bail out and cut my losses! Later on only did I find out that the "she" is a "he". Phew! Can't tell you how relieved I was then nothing further happened...and truly, it was one of the most close call I ever had in my life. I couldn't imagine (eewww!) had I gone all the way!