#$*&!%^ tuna cans!

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    So, I came home from work today and start making me a turkey sandwich. I notice the trash is full and so I push it down so I can tie it up and throw it out. One of my roommates had some tuna and the lid was facing up edge first. I didnt see it and went to push down and *slice*. Nice inch and a quarter or so size cut. Mother fucker! :yell And it's bleeding like a mofo. And on top of that, I don't have any bandages, so right now I have a paper towel over it with a rubber band applying pressure to it. I swear i'm so ghetto sometimes. :lol Just had to vent. And I was playing in the dirt all day so now I gotta really clean it out and make sure I don't get anymore dirt in it.
     
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    I have some in the car. But I don't know where my keys are to it. :(
     
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    Er...soap and water and peroxide. :)

    Do you live with Jayce??
     
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    Negative. Unless that's one of my roommates and he/she is on here and I don't know about it.:lol
     
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    Sounds like you might need stitches, my friend. I once injured myself in a similar fashion attempting to open a can of cat food...you know those pull-top cans? Well I pulled the top right back into my hand. Needed three stitches for that cut.

    I'm surprised you're still able to type.
     
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    ESH :uhyeah :cryI doubt theres anyone who hasnt done that at least twice. I'd definatly put the hurt on your roomie fo his insolence!:bsdm Just keep it clean and if you have an old bedsheet, tear a few strips off, and wrapit around your hand. Wear a glove to keep dirt out. If it starts looking really nasty then Puss might be right and it's time 4 le doctors visit.

    I cant tell you how many times ive done that with dog food cans:p :eyes
     
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    haha, i've sliced the palm of my hand with a rusty shovel once. That really sucked. Had to get a few shots. But I just bought a few bandaids since I plan on going to the gym and well....weights + cut fingers don't work out too well. So I gotta make sure I just press on. That's the one thing I like about pain. Makes me aggressive as hell. :brow
     
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    Uh oh!! Boo Boo!! :ugh
    That really sucks! :(
    Here's a *kiss* - hope it feels better soon! :cheer
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    Damn now I just gotta cut myself
    just so ~Bella can kiss it.
    Anyone have any suggestions where I should
    cut myself.

    Hiker:dgrin
     
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    No Hiker, all you have to do is...ask for one! :)
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    Pretty Please
    with sugar on it.

    Hiker:sf
     
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    Uhm, that'll earn you a mental diagnosis sir. I suggest you not. Just ask her to kiss something. Me-thinks she will.
     
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    Holy shit, now I'm sloppy and Bella gets sugar. I'm goin' to bed.
     
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    **KISS** (just for Hiker!!)
    ...cause he needed one! :)
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    Oh Mel, I would give you one too if you asked for one! :ugh
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    THANKS< I Did Need It

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    ...and one for you Mel! :cheer

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    Hugz,
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