Trump visits the queen

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  1. Alwayslearningsex

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    Received this one from a friend, had to share it with SF readers.

    Donald Trump met with the Queen of England, and he asked her,
    "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"
    "Well," replied the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
    Trump frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
    The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
    The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Theresa May in here, would you?"
    Theresa May walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"
    The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, if you would, Theresa. Your mother and father have a child.
    It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
    Without pausing for a moment, Theresa May answered, "That would be me."
    "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
    Trump went back home to ask Mike Pence the same question. “ Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and
    your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
    "I'm not sure," said Pence. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisers and asked everyone,
    but none could give him an answer.
    Finally, Pence ran in to Sarah Palin in a restaurant the next night. Pence asked,
    "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
    Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"
    Pence smiled, and said, "Thanks!"
    Pence then, went back to speak with Trump. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
    It's Sarah Palin!"
    Trump got up, stomped over to Pence, and angrily yelled, "No, you idiot! It's Theresa May!"

    PS: for those who thought it would be about Trump trying groping the Queen, not a chance LOL
     
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    That's funny right there, I don't care who you are :) :D