Top 5 rules you will make if you have the power

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  1. cutegirl

    cutegirl New Member

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    Hey, this is just for timepass and fun...

    Think that you are given the power to change the rules of the country or world, then what top 5 rules you will change ?

    Obviously, I will give some advantage to females in my rules. Guys please don't mind :p

    My options:
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    (1) Porno movies should be free for all citizens above 18 and government should pay the porno producers.

    (2) Sex toys should be free for citizens above 18 and government should pay the sex toy companies.

    (3) In any place, if any lady asks any guy to go down on her, he must do so and make her happy, else life long prison for the guy.

    (4) In every office for every lady there must be always a male stress reliever present beneath her desk and between her legs. Any complain regarding his oral skills from the lady, will lead to life long prison for the guy.

    (5) There will be a mandatory subject on pussy licking skills along with any course and all the boys must pass the subject with at least 90% marks.
     
  2. pbs

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    You should run for president. These suggestions seem to be about as good as any coming out of Washington these days. You've got my vote.
     
  3. lose_it

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    Nice list! I'll sign your petition!
     
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    No worries, I have an iron jaw. =p
     
  5. Meee

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    I fixed it for you.
     
  6. cutegirl

    cutegirl New Member

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    Come on...You also provide your top 5 rules, if you are in power :)
     
  7. McGumby

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    I like those. Here are mine:

    1. No more ugly dudes in porn. Geez, really? Ron Jeremy? Nothing worse than some fat, hairy guy doing one of those sexy porn girls. Heck, I can see that at home!

    2. Pantyhose/stockings are mandatory. Whoever decided is was Ok for women to walk around in business casual/semi-formal skirts and dresses without hosiery is a douche! Sun dress in July (January down under) sure. Cocktail dress or hot skirt and blouse? Nylons are required.

    3. Better porn. Have these people ever heard of editing? 12 minutes of surgical closeups is not hot. Stories are nice too. Why are they having sex? Plumbers and pizza guys are not plot lines. Hire a writer and an editor.

    4. Adult theme parks. No girls under 18, no guys under 25 unless married. Not just sex, but adult themed stuff to do. Nice dining, dancing, drinking, whatever. Like Vegas, Disneyland and Hedonism II all rolled into one big place with no kids allowed.

    5. Judging others will be illegal. if you ain't hurting anyone else, no one can tell you to stop. Whether you're gay, into BDSM, or enjoy dressing like a baby, that's your thing and no one can stand in judgement. If they do, they have to spend a month doing whatever it is they consider so wrong.
     
  8. pbs

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    I only have only two that I would impose. I've heard and read that 85% of women surveyed said that if there was anything a man should learn how to do, it's learn how to lick a clitoris, and I don't know a man who doesn't love a good BJ. So, my rules would be that, every educational curriculum would include a mandatory "how to" course for men and women on oral sex. I believe these are the only 2 items that really need to be learned, as the penis and vagina seem to know what to do once they get together.
     
  9. Gummo

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    One rule.....no rules.
     
  10. Blackknight

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    I don't mind yours if you don't mind mine. Personally I prefer a male dominated society ;)


    1. Any woman over the age of 18, regardless of relationship status must submit sexually to any man who propositions her. She need not do anything that would cause her bodily harm. Tipping is optional.

    2. All women, while out in public, must wear a leash and collar at all times detailing their name, designated male and sexual fetishes. Any seen in public without a leash and collar will be sold at auction. Proceeds go to charity.

    3. Ownership of any female may be challenged by any other male. The loser of the challenge is castrated while the winner becomes the new owner or retains ownership of the female.

    4. On a woman's 18th birthday she is sold at auction. Proceeds go to charity. She i deflowered publically.

    5. No man may legally own more women equal to his current age.


    Sorry if this offends :p
     
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    I wish Cutegirl's world was the real world :p
     
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    :)