Toothpick factory!?

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  1. Untamed

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    Okay so this has had me puzzled and very sexually frustrated..

    So I shaved the other day and the next morning I said to my partner "so are you going to fuck me?" And he said "as long as your not a toothpick factory down there like last time" even though i knew it would be smooth...I took offence and sulked. Said that really hurt my feelings.

    Next day we went to have sex and it hurt him... I threw a tanty .. Saying if you don't like the way my pussy is why don't you go find someone else... (Immature I know and I apologised) and went to work earlier than usual..

    But the thing is we have to wait till it grows back to a non spikey length or I shave everyday so it's silky smooth.

    Anyways I'm sexually frustrated and orgasmless.. I can't watch porn because he's playing battlefield..
     
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    My wife being a little prickly between shaves never stopped me. And you should come to my house, 7 computers, 3 tablets, a 30mbps hookup, no waiting if you want to watch porn.
     
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    Sluttyfairy doesnt want me there unless she's freshly shaven... Which I find silly, since the pussy could be wrapped in barbed wire and it wouldn't keep ME out...!! I couldn't care less about some " stubble" ... How funny ..
     
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    I can work out how a bit of stubble would cause him pain, unless he's shaven as well and very sensitive.
     
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    Tell him to grow up! And maybe try a little conditioner to soften the stubble, but mainly the first thing!
     
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    Wow...a sexy woman asks "are you going to fuck me?" and his first thought is about feeling a little stubble?! That wouldn't have even occurred to me. And I know from experience that a woman having a little stubble there doesn't hurt even if the guy is shaved smooth - he'd have to be trying to start a friction fire with your torsos or something...

    I honestly don't know what to make of that. Toothpick factory...? Lol sounds like he's one of the guys who's 'allergic to pain'.
     
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    I'm old fashioned, but, I'm always suspicious of a man who'd rather play video games than play with a beautiful woman.
     
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    I second that!

    Motion is carried and will go before the review board.
     
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    Third...

    After thorough consideration, this tribunal has come to the official decision that it is suspicious of a man to desire virtual reality over the warm, human, physical/sexual pleasures that only a beautiful woman can provide.
     
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    Request made and granted to gather further information and testimony. Proceed with research and questioning.

    What gaming system does he use? Can he have sex with it?
     
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    What from I have gathered from women over the years, you have to shave smooth everyday or just trim. Just my 2 cents.
     
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    I wish we had such a internet connection in which my watching porn wouldn't make him lag like a mofo ingame. Little old New Zealand is so behind. You know what's weird is that in the year we've been together it's the first time he's said anything about it.


    Yeah it hasn't bothered him before which is why I was quite puzzled.

    He did for the first time shave earlier this week.. (Made me a little suspicious)
    It looked so different. I like the hair to be there to be honest. But I guess if he likes the feeling of it being trimmed then I will eventually get used to it.



    Thanks! Will definitely try that will feel a bit odd conditioning the stubble but I will definitely try.


    Hehe yeah after thoughts about it I found his "tooth pick factory" reference quite funny XD

    He's not shaved smooth but trimmed now.

    Maybe he's just had enough of the grinding.. Sandpaper paper feeling.


    I play the same video game I just have to wake up early with my kids so can't stay up as late as him.. There's no responsibilities that he has.. so he can sleep in as long as he likes.

    Believe me I have been very suspicious! Is he gaming with some other girl which is taking his attention away from me? wtf am I doing wrong? But He says he'll just lie away for hours in bed with me if he comes to bed at the same time... And me I'm always tired so fall asleep so easily.

    But that darn game I tell ya... He's so passionate about it it's scary. Believe me I love playing the game but him.. He love/hates it... Watches YouTube videos about it and knows everything there is to know about it well it seems at least. Then when I'm playing with him... He picks on all the little things I might be doing wrong.. Hence another reason why I don't play it as long lol.

    Is the game and console a problem in our house? Could he have sex with it?

    I would say productivity has slowed in our household and Feelings that otherwise wouldn't have been hurt are being hurt.

    Could he have sex with it? Unfortunately not but maybe in the future they could bring some cyber app (highly doubt) lol
    Oh and it's a PS4 we both have our own.


    Yep I guess it's either one or the other..

    He told me that I need to stop saying I don't have the time to do it... That sometimes I only work in the afternoon so I have all day. Sometimes when I shower I just want to shower and get out you know ...not spend an extra 10 minutes shaving my pussy.



    Thank you everyone for your opinions! It's been really helpful :)
     
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    This is like one of a half-dozen or so posts I've seen just in the last two days that mentions...'The Game'! No one has said which game or console or anything else, it is simply...'The Game'!

    Either I finally got old enough for technology and it's slang to leave me behind, or you six might have found the video game equivalent of "The Ring"...
    :eek:
     
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    My son can run full res on any of his games and I can still watch or download and my daughter is always on youtube. It's pretty sweet.
     
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    Lol I said in my first post silly :p

    Battlefield 4 on PS4
     
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    He love/hates it... Watches YouTube videos about it and knows everything there is to know about it well it seems at least.

    Okay, hang on, time out...so you ask him to fuck you, and he complains about stubble instead of having sex with you..........and watches YouTube videos about a game when he could be having sex with you?!

    Well, now I'm just dumbfounded......

    I would rather put together Ikea furniture that watch a YouTube video about a game - he'd rather watch game videos than have sex......some days the world just doesn't make sense to me.....
     
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    Oh!! Oops :confused: Sorry, I missed that

    Battlefield 4 on PS4.....better than sex, apparently :p I gotta try this game!
     
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    My son has it, got bored with it after a month and a half.