[Ask a Girl] Tongue size?

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  1. Northside

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    Since your opinions on dick size have been thoroughly discussed here I have a question. I know a lot of you girls like to recieve oral sex. Some of you can only cum that way. Now I like to eat pussy, but I'm concerned that my tongue might not measure up. Hell I don't even know how to measure it! Should I post pictures of it in the photo section? Do you girls prefer a long tongue over a fat one? Do you prefer a skinny snaky one? Would you dump a guy because his tongue was too short? Please let me know, I'm DESPARATE to know if gils will like me with my tongue as it is.

    Since I'm a bit of an entrepeneur I've been thinking of marketing my newest invention. It's the "Tongue Enhancement System" for guys that don't quite measure up. Guaranteed to increase the size of a guys or girls tongue by 25%. I could advertise it on late night T.V. and maybe sell it down at the dirty book store. Would you gals buy it for your men? Thanks in advance for your answers.
     
    #1 Northside, Jan 17, 2011
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    LMAO
     
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    Hahah good one :) I wouldn't buy it =P
     
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    mine is 8 inches long if urs is shorter than that ur fckd
     
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    :eek Oh no, I am tongue tied, all hope is lost.:eek
     
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    u can tie ur tung! ur ok.
     
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    Would a forked tounge be a plus?
     
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  8. Texas_Red

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    Ti....er....Pics or gtfo! :D

    There is a video, possibly on youtube, of a girl with a split tongue, and she can move each tip separate the other. I can imagine such oral dexterity would be heavenly on a clit (or a cock for that matter).

    As for your tongue device, anyone can get it done. Just clip the frenulum under the tongue. ;)
     
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    No need for such a gadget IMO, it's mostly how you use your tongue and not all women are the same how they like it done. BUT if you are serious about this, good luck and I wish you well.
     
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    Can you please also hold us all hostage with claims of knowing some secret exercises to increase the size or strength of it that you may be willing to reveal to us?
     
    #10 NewGuy85, Jan 17, 2011
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    Northside;tongue in cheek, love your send up ;)
    However, I want a raspy tongue just like a cat's.
    Tongues on pussies are so good don't you think?
     
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    A car tongue would hurt a poor little clit. No better than sandpaper. :eek
     
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    Not good enough for the instant-gratification/must-have-it-now generation.

    Instead, how about a strap-on tongue extension?

    Crap, why am I telling you this?? I should be running out right now to grab the patent rights!!
     
    #13 daver, Jan 19, 2011
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    There already is such a device - I think it has a vibe in it too. :lol
     
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    I think you're missing the point. An extension isn't going to solve the problem. Guys will want to post pictures of their natural tongue here to impress the women. You know, like all the cool guys post pictures of their dicks when they join up. So if they buy my system they can maybe be cool too.
     
    #15 Northside, Jan 19, 2011
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    You can probably by one at a Kiss concert.
     
    #16 HardRocker, Jan 19, 2011