Tomorrow, if you wake up as a member of the opposite sex

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  1. Essene

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    What is the first thing you do?
     
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    Play with my tits and fuck myself silly. Duh. :p
     
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    everything

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    I'd call in sick. I never do so I have sick days out the wazoo. Unless it was a weekend that I didn't work. Then... I'd probably be mortified. I'd miss my pecker. I'd probably cry, watch Jenna Marbles videos and laugh. Eat ice cream. Complain about men not liking me when I already have around 4 guys who have liked me since grade school. But you know, they're fat and not as handsome as the ONE guy who I've had a crush on since grade school. So I'd completely negate those four and complain to all of my girlfriends that I have no love life and WHY WHY WHY ME!!?!?!?!?!?

    Then I'd watch Twilight and hate Bella because she's so overtly dramatic in movies 1 and 2 and I'm too pathetic of a human being to see that Meyers fashioned Bella Swan in such a way that her over-the-top melodramatic episodes mimic quite a few females in real life (including me once I became a girl). I'd be too blind to take note of my own histrionics and end the night with painting my nails and pretending to hate Tom Charming so maybe he'd have the opposite response toward me. I'd passive-aggressively get him to notice me then ignore him. I'd have a friend of mine set up a date between the two of us where I'd act uninterested in the date. Then hate my life again when he doesn't notice me in the halls (... of college). I'd finally start talking to the guys who have liked me since grade school in hopes of making Tom C. jealous. Of course he wouldn't be and this entire A likes B; but B likes C but C doesn't like B and B doesn't like members of group A would swing fill circle and I'd be right back to being mortified (the reason wouldn't matter).
     
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    Essene :lol
    You're the kind of girl I do not want to be :p

    Gee...I'd probably play with myself, learn what having a cock is like...

    Shave my face...cause facial hair kinda blows ya know?
    Then go about my body, notice that I'd have to workout to really score any cutie on the beach :D

    Honestly...I don't want to be a dude. Being a female is MUCH more fun!
     
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    I'd have a lot of painful anal as a receiving side

    :lol
     
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    you said it like a boy

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    I'd go back to sleep and hope I awaken as a male. I'm too old to learn that much. You can teach an old dog new tricks but you can't teach him how to be a cat.
     
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    what if you'd wake up a young girl

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    I'd receive oral from a girl

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    69 with a girl

    if she'd love ma pussy as I love her's we'd be lying like that all the day

    :lol
     
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    Go back to sleep and hope I wake up and it's a bad dream.

    Sorry...I like being a girl too much to fathom this.
     
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    fireontheside, why don't you friend me, don't you like me

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    Seriously? You seem to have some bitterness issues, dude. If you see women that way I don't even know what to tell you.

    That would be like me saying if I was a man I'd go grab women's asses and stare at their breasts all day long and have zero respect for them as human beings. You'll notice I didn't say that, because I don't want to start stuff on a message board.
     
  14. mrcock

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    absolutely

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    Stick around longer hun, Essene actually has a different sense of humor much of which I appreciate. I am sure he is being bluntly sarcastic :p Sadly enough there are girls like he has described...

    Let loose some, most of us here are serious on advice and have fun when acceptable, no harm no foul :D
     
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    I'd play with my dick and see what the big deal is! then, i'd spend the day farting and belching and playing video games. God, I hope its only one day though.... guys get smelly :(

    (love you guys <3)
     
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    Oh I forgot also...

    I'd really like to know what a blowjob would feel like....

    And if it were me and my SO changing sexes for a day, I do him...err her :eek: lol not sure if I could really fuck a random chick...
     
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    :lol Essene employs satire with such great skill so like me you may initially hate him until you get it then it is all amusing and you forgive with great respect :bow
     
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    Back on topic;
    As a girl I would totally be a promiscuous lesbian :D
     
  20. fireontheside

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    This does not require being the opposite sex. :lol