Toilet paper roll test male or female

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  1. bsi1

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    I have just recently heard about this toilet roll test for penis girth size I guess. Have you heard about this try it? Women does a thicker penis feel better. Have you ever had to thick of a penis that hurt.
     
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    I'm breaking girl code - yes, a bigger one feels better. No, it hasn't hurt - in either hole.

    That being said, if a guy knows what he's doing, any size can feel good.
     
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    Girl code? What, you can't admit a big cock feels better than a small one?
     
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    Fun Fact I Learned From the Internet:

    Women only love cocks that are such magnificent, gargantuan, throbbing, hard testaments to masculinity that they have their own gravitational field.
     
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    What? No. Noo. Not really. Really? No.

    ....This is just a way to try to trick guys into getting paper cuts on their wieners, isn't it?

    No. It wouldn't fit. Please pass the neosporin.

    NN
     
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    Thicker feels better, longer does not. A little extra girth is nice but can get too much. I've only had too long never too thick.
     
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    Over the years, the cardboard tubes inside toilet paper rolls have gotten wider. The reason they do this is to make the roll of toilet paper look bigger, so consumers think they're getting more for their money, or they're getting fluffier paper. This means that the toilet paper roll test is putting higher and higher demands on men.
     
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    See, I knew something was off. For awhile there I just thought I was shrinking! :eek:
     
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    While the cardboard toilet paper rolls get larger, so do the waistlines on many manufacturers' pants for men, to flatter the customers and increase sales. Next time you try on a pair of causal pants in the store, that are supposed to be a 34 inch waist, and think you're getting skinnier because they're very comfortable, it's very likely that they are closer to a size 36 or 38, than the size they're marked as.
     
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    I haven't been sticking my dick in toilet paper rolls, so I need another explanation for why my 50 year old dick isn't what it used to be.
     
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    Lol okay that's funny
     
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    I'll admit it...I've tried. ..several times...my sick does not fit you must a quite
     
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    I can honestly say i have never stuck my dick in a cardboard tube.
     
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    I just measured the circumference of a toilet paper roll as found in my bathroom and it was 5". The head of my cock when soft wouldn't even fit in the tube without a little help and its not the thickest part, so I don't think I will be shoving my cock in one any time soon!
     
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    Me neither!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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    Just going to try
     
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    <looks at ceiling, whistling innocently>

    I guess that explains that. In my youth, it wouldn't fit at all. Now, it goes maybe 1/5th of the way down.

    ...Um, I mean, dang! It totally fitted with no problems! Shucks!
     
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    tight fit :confused:
     
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    Thinking back on all this -- it's a pretty serious statement about us men's collective level of security with our masculinity that we have to check to make sure we're more manly than a roll of cardboard... I'm gonna go buy D a roll of paper towels and tell her to just forget about me. I'm pretty sure that a roll of Brawny is more Man than I am. ;):p