Today (well technically last night) I majorly fucked up. I hope you guys get a laugh. Hubby and I are making pepper extracts. We have two of the world's hottest peppers that we've mixed to turn into an extract. The alcohol is currently evaporating in the jar on the kitchen table that we weigh every day. I was weighing it before bed last night and noticed that the outer rim of the jar was a bit sticky. I didn't think much of it, but washed my hands well and went to bed. Fast forward a couple hours and I'm feeling frisky. I wake up the hubby and roll him over for some naughty fun. Oh yeah, you know where this story is going. About 30 seconds into fun, after I'd dipped my fingers inside myself and all across my pussy...the tingles started. I didn't think too much of it until a few moments later of vigorous clit rubbing that my poor kitty started to burn like unholy fire. Now, any normal person would run and try to wash themselves but I laughed, cringed, told my hubby not to fuck me out of fear of spicing up his member. I continued to rub myself, feeling the tingle move to burn move to hell fire move back to tingle. Lady goo does strange things. In the maybe 10 minutes it took me to cum, my poor pussy puffed up into a fluffy little baloon. My inner labia were swollen and tender. There was still a little burn to my girl. When she wasn't being touched it was a little better. I finished my guy off with my non tainted hand and went to the rest room to try and clean myself. PSA PEOPLE, MASSIVE PSA: Do NOT under any circumstances use BABY WIPES on a pepper tainted pussy. It took the tingle to a roaring fire from the depths of hell and had me pacing the apartment. It took everything I had not to cover my pussy in sour cream or greek yogurt to try and quiet the screaming flames from between my loins. Hubby was both sympathetic and amused by the situation. Between the laghs he told me to just "ride it out". I took some Tylenol and laid down for bed, fidgeting and tossing until I eventually passed out. Thankfully as of this afternoon I'm no longer "feeling the burn", if ya catch my drift. Lol Moral of the story? Always wear gloves when touching anything pepper based regardless of whether you think you'll need them or not. Fun fact, if you ever wanted to have a pussy so tight you can't get anything in, just dab some pepper in that area. Don't really do this, that's crazy. You're crazy if you do. Really, don't...just don't. Why don't you all share some "today I fucked ups" so we can laugh at your expense too!