To all of you sloppy, unimaginative fucks out there...

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  1. Barbwire

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    If you are going to bombard this place with albums full of nothing but cock pics, could you at least give them a title more interesting than, "Me"? Really, I know ya have to be serious mong to join a forum for the sole purpose of showing off your meat to total strangers but at least put some effort into presentation will ya?

    Oh, and for the love of dog, clean your fucking rooms before you take pictures! No one wants to see your mediocre ho-hum wiener surrounded by a room full of dirty clothes and assorted other shit, ya slob.

    /random cunty rant
     
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    Even as a newbie, couldn't have said it better myself.

    Not as bad as this that I saw earlier!

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    Also, sorry, I know that's seriously gross.
     
  3. Barbwire

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    I love you, please have my babies.


    :bow
     
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    ok ...next album titled...."my twig and berries" or "my meat puppet" or "willie the wonder wang".....what about "the rock cock collection"? Help me out here Barb..i know there's better titles out there... "erection collection"? "my bean stalk"....."grindin' my sausage"?

    btw...niiiiice turd
     
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    At our house we call him "Mister Happy"
     
  6. Barbwire

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    How about, "Photographic Evidence of My Pathetic Little Life"?
     
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    If that was biologically possible I would happily :( :sperm
     
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    Just so your all aware, that's not me or my turd! :eek
     
  9. 12barblues

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    too many big words for some of us...:D

    :lol

    well it looks as tho shes getting enough roughage:lol
     
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  10. Barbwire

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    maybe i just like seeing my avatar?:D

    well things are getting slow around here , no new posts in while..im getting kinda bored..better bust out some pics of my cock. errrr, i mean "my love cannon"....:D
    maybe i'll throw in a turd too...
     
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    And if you can't figure out how to use the timer on your camera, at least clean the spots off the mirror. Ick.
     
  13. Barbwire

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    Just a handy hint......if you turn yoru camera around so the view finder is reflected in the mirror, you can take a picture of yourself without the mirror being in the picture at all........oh and like Meee said,clean the motherfucker anyways, ya pigs.
     
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    And if it's a full length - take off yer black socks ~ it just looks silly :lol
     
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    hahahaha Godammit Im glad you said that first. Lady pics are few and far pages between
     
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    Also Im really tired of the "Is my penis big or bigger? What do you think" threads.

    Its called a tape measure. Use your best judgement
     
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    I wear black socks to cover up my toes... but I'm not posting pics of them anyway.

    Maybe I should phrase that differently...

    Perhaps the sillyness of the black socks is better than what would be revealed underneath?
     
  18. Barbwire

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    You make a valid point but, why even bother showing the feet if there's an issue, clothed or nekkid? If ya got funky feet, just crop them out of the photo before you post it.

    I guess I'm just a perfectionist. I've never posted a picture of my lady parts here on SF that wasn't taken with some thought about lighting, location and the very best presentation of the subject matter.

    I feel that if you are going to crank out your junk for the World to see, might as well make it look as good as possible.
     
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    Barbwire Booty <3 Your lady parts bring quite a stir 'round these parts. ;)

    I have to agree with everything that's said here though. Seriously? A TURD? Flush the fucking toilet or better yet, close the lid. Ickies.
     
  20. Barbwire

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    Or even better, don't be trying to look sexy if there's a MOTHERFUCKIN' TOILET in the background.


    EDITED TO ADD:

    Holy Christ on a trampoline! I wanted to find a funny picture of another dumbass in the bathroom trying to look sexy to add to my post to give it more, zazzle so, I Googled "toilet porn". 'Bout knocked me off my chair when I saw all of the sites listed.

    Good Grief! What have we come to as a society?!

     
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