Thought this was funny.

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  1. johnnyangel694u

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    One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a
    most unusual manner.
    He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
    Then,he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side,
    sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
    He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other.
    His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh,
    stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
    By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
    The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
    'Why are you stop ping darling?', she whispered.
    He whispered back, 'I found the remote!'
     
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    Lol

    :lol
     
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    LMAO!! Thats something my husband would do but would be looking for anything just trying to tease me.
     
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    That Is Very Good
     
  6. smair82

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    I remember a whole lot of these going around on email a while back, does anyone stil have any others?

    Some of them were hysterical
     
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    LMAO sounds like my husband!
     
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    Very funny. lol
     
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    Sounds like my hubby, LOL.