This is oldie but goody.

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  1. johnnyangel694u

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    A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top
    of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly
    dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to
    find him.

    The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

    The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy
    and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."
    Your wasting your time," said the boy.

    "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.

    "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and
    gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
     
  2. Barbwire

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    It's not old to me, first time hearing it. :lol
     
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    :lol I've always like that one!