This is hilarious!!!

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  1. HornyMum30

    HornyMum30 New Member

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    ....... This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next
    time you need to return something and they are giving
    you a hard time!!!!!!!

    A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the
    clerk she wanted a
    refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
    work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a
    refund because she bought it on special.

    Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and
    started screaming,

    PINCH MY NIPPLES,
    PINCH MY NIPPLES,
    PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'

    The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
    in front of a growing
    crowd of customers.

    The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's
    wrong?'

    She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also
    tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
    bought it on special.

    Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air
    and screams,

    'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
    PINCH MY NIPPLES,
    PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'

    which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

    In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are
    you saying that?'

    In a huff, the woman says, 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY
    NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!'

    The crowd broke into applause and her money was
    quickly refunded!! ;)
     
  2. cook74

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    On that note...

    An ugly,hard faced, loud mouthed woman is taking her two kids to go shopping at WalMart, screaming obscenities at them as she approaches, the door greeter at the entrance says "Good morning and welcome to WalMart, nice kids, are they twins?"

    To which the woman replies "Fuck you, do they look like fucking twins you stupid bastard?"

    The door greeter replies " Of course not - I just cant believe that anyone would want to fuck you twice." :eek
     
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    LOL, that was good! :D
     
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    ooooo....burn!!!
     
  6. AnonymousOne

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    Try getting away with that in the real world and see how it goes.