This is for the guys.

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by jessica914, Apr 12, 2007.

  1. jessica914

    jessica914 New Member

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    As a woman i cant truly know what its like to be a man. But i do know how horny you all get. So i thought i would give you guys a little present by helping you guys get off. "Masturbation Insruction" is a favorite fetish of mine. And i hope i can get other girls to help me out with this.
    Alright so listen up men.

    All the guys reading this right now, i want you to get your favorite lube. Get a good amount and spread it allover those hard aching cocks of yours. Now stroke those fucking dicks like no tommorow. Maybe you can get your favorite porn going. I know how much most of you guys like to watch girls get creamed allover their face. Keep stroking those fucking cocks. You arent gonna stop until you guys blow a huge warm load for me. Make sure to rub those balls for me guys, i know how full of warm juicy cum they are. Thats is, keep jerkin it for me boys. I love knowing that you are stroking those big hard cocks for me. Dont dissapoint me, i want you all to bust those fucking balls. Not yet boys, not till i say. It's almost time though my jerk boys. Im gonna count down from 10, and then you guys are gonna blow everything you have out of those heavy balls. 10 9 8 7 6.....get ready to shoot for mommy boys. 5 4 3 ..... almost boys. stroke it fucking faster, and squeeze those balls really hard for me. 2....1. Release that warm juicy jizz from those big balls boys. Bust all that cum for me boys. mmmmmm, did mommy give you guys a good jerk session?
     
  2. igor

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    Good grief!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Elvis

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    And that was a first post!:eek

    Not even a, "Hi guys and gals, nice to meet y'all."
     
  4. SexyScorp

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    hahahahhaaa....

    funny....
     
  5. Kronnie

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    WOW Jess , way to go for a first post :p.....let me just clean this monitor real quick :p....

    that was a 7 or the rictor scale hehe ( the post that is hehehe )
     
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    Nice Jess, welcome to SF :) I'm gonna need a lot more time working it before it busts ;)
     
  7. Barbwire

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    Normally, my competitive spirit would force me to blow your doors off, but I like your style. You got balls, girl! :tup
     
  8. SexyScorp

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    haha...

    Just a tad to obvious for me....

    I prefer a little more "social" intercourse
    first...

    You know "keep em guessing for a while"

    :)
     
  9. Kronnie

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    All ways fare good , in different ways that is....sometimes adirect approach will work wonders, other times a more subtle way will be a realy god tease hehehe
     
  10. SexyScorp

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    Balance is good K

    You are right...

    Alas I am not a libra, but a scorpio

    a sign of extremes......:)
     
  11. Kronnie

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    And one of passion if im not mistaken :)

    No worries from my end Scorp , ill never be attacking, just pointing things out if i see my small amount of wisdom can guide or help in some way :)

    I maybe balanced but lack that firey passion you sem to have in abundance. a trade of ways would be cool in many ways hehe :)
     
  12. SexyScorp

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    I have it in abundance....

    here.........take some.....

    pleeeeeeze........:)
     
  13. Kronnie

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    hehehe:) :) gladly accepts :)
     
  14. SexyScorp

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    I reckon I have enough to go around the
    whole board....


    :)
     
  15. jessica914

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    im glad you guys enjoyed it. i just wish more girls would do the same. i love making guys jerk it.