Things you shouldn't say to a naked lady.

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  1. Dog_E_Ryder

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    Its simple like it says things you shouldn't say to a naked lady.:D

    That reminds me did I leave my hedge trimmers at your house?
     
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    OK, rollem back up.
     
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    Sorry, but crabs aren't kosher...
     
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    That reminds me you have a flat on the jeep outside.
     
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    I can see why you need to wear a bra!
     
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    Doesn't the law require a triangle sign on the back of that?
     
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    /says nothing, just looks really disappointed/
     
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    Plastic surgery Is a good option!
     
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    are they real ??
     
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    when you bend over your tummy really shows
     
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    when are you due?
     
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    Turner the light off
     
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    Excuse me sir, have you seen a naked lady around here somewhere?
     
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    Did you say you had a younger sister?
     
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    Do you need help to cross the road ?
     
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    Damn lady do you have a feed bag for that thing?
     
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    Weight watchers has free registration
     
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    please replace your bra
     
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    Let's be friends?
     
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    Did you eat fish for dinner?..
     
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