Things you shouldn't say to a naked guy.

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  1. Dog_E_Ryder

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    Just like it says.

    Do you keep those in your socks?
     
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    Where is it?
     
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    aww thats cute
     
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    But it's SO small!
     
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    I am sure it will clear up!
     
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    I feel like I can smell it.
     
  7. Dog_E_Ryder

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    That reminds me did you eat the last Vienna sausages in the cabinet?
     
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    No wonder your wife won't fuck you!
     
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    Is that a giant clit or is the Goodyear blimp happy to see me?
     
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    Does it get any bigger?
     
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    What a shame poor man !!
     
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    Oh... I guess what they say about guys with big hands isn't true
     
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    what do they say?
     
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    Well just so I don't damage your ego lets say big hands = big gloves
     
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    You need to get a new pencil
     
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    That explains your choice of car
     
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    where did I put my glasses
     
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    Where ARE my tweezers?
     
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    You know they sell creams to deal with that
     
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    Damn... poor thing...and I thought they called you that because of your height.