Things You Never Want To Hear In Bed

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  1. Kermit

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    "i haven't been fucked like that since grade school!"
    "you remind me of my dad!"
    "you're the best lover i've had all week!"
     
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    Ewwww to the second one!!!:ugh:eek
     
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    Hense why it's included in shit you never want to hear in bed, feel free to contribute :)
     
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    its not contagious
     
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    "don't mind the burning sensation,it'll go away after a while in me"
     
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    nothing a little antibiotic won't clear up!
     
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    OUCH! you're busting my blisters!
     
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    It always leaks green stuff, the ex said it was tangy
     
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    I used to have AIDS but i drank a whole gallon of moonshine!

    i actually used to have a customer who said moonshine cures aids
     
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    Moonshine? It prevents it. I drink moonshine and have never had a social disease so it surely must work!
     
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    i think his theory is it so strong it purifies the blood. On a side note, he was a good guy, but i practically had to read out his application to him when he was applying, he could barely readit
     
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    "call me bob"
    "its squishy"
    "did it break?"
     
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    FUCK ME LIKE I"M A DIRTY LIBERAL SLUT! that's when you realize it's a drunk AnnCoulter
     
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    Remember those tests I had to go for last week?....
    Well, the clinic rang today and they want to see both of us ASAP.....:eek
     
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    have y'all noticed, all of these contributions (mine included) relate to STD's?
     
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    what should we name the baby?
     
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    I stopped taking my BC last week
     
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    Ew, whats that smell?!!
     
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    You are the best among your friends
     
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    You must get that from your mom!