Things you can say to your * but not your spouse

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    A great whose line it is anyway game, here's how it works. Replace * with anything you want, then the person below has to come up with examples. Then they do their own replacement.

    So if someone comes up with:
    Things you can say to your dog, but not your wife.

    You say:
    "Get off the mailman!"
    Things you can say about your dinner, but not your wife.

    Next person:
    "Care for some more, boss?"
    Things you can say about your car, but not your wife.

    And so on. So:
    Things you can say about your car, but not your wife.
     
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    Oops! We replied at the same time.

    "Jimmy likes your pie than his mother's."

    Words you can use to describe your football team but not your partner's breasts.
     
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