Things that piss you off in porn

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  1. SugarTush86

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    My 2 are:
    Kissing (why are you kissing instead of fucking?)
    Guys who won't STFU (there's 2 types of guys who talk to much, white/latino/european guys who talk dirty too fucking much, and black guys)

    I'm not trying to be racist, and I like watching interracial porn, but guys like Shane Diesel and Mandingo go in there, do their job and don't say a fucking word. Whitezilla is the most annoying white guy I've found.

    So, just me?
     
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    How corny/cheesy most of it is.
    Stupid shit like repeatedly pulling out and slapping the top of the girls pussy with the cock and other retarded shit in the same vein.

    I'd rather watch real honest to goodness home-made porn, where the people involved are really trying to pleasure each other, etc.
     
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    I agree with you Red. I like the so called amature (can it really be called that, no i think not). It's actually real not coeriographed(sp).

    Mostly the so called squirting videos piss me off because honestly most of them are just pee.
     
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    When guys talk, i hate any male voice in porn lol
     
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    Well, I think a lot of folks confuse amateur porn with homemade and such, or expect both/all people to be amateurs. Generally it's just an amateur chick, and it's still produced and edited, etc. Very choreographed.

    You have to look up homemade porn to get anything decent, and even a lot of that is faked. It really sucks.
     
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    Me too. I would rather see people who are passionately turned on by each other. I don't care if the actual penetration and fucking part is a 10 second balls deep blast if I can tell they are getting real pleasure from it. I really don't care about watching contortionist moves and 15 minutes of in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out and... then pull out and shoot it somewhere on her.
     
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    Don't forget the gratuitous spit.. ugh
     
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    POV where the camera guy's voice is much closer to the microphone, so every time he talks it's very suddenly loud and jarring.


    And now that I'm thinking about it, the fact that POV is always the guy's POV.
     
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    Interesting... I'm not a huge connoisseur of porn really and have never really thought of it B4. Is there ANY good female POV porn ?
     
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    I hate asian porn, especially japanese. The girl will fakefully scream like hell whereas the son of a bitch just touched her neck with his finger. (metaphorically speaking)
     
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    artistic porn that just has music but no vocals during sex. chicks with fake tits.
     
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    I have to agree, that fake meek, I am being raped crap is *Such* a turn off to me.
     
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    i to enjoy home made porn and get the same fake results.......so i started filming us best home made porn ever!! lol.

    but just the fakeness of everything, i remember when i first started watching it, it was straight forward girl comes in sucks & fucks and on to next scene. now with this internet porn boom its all this fake stuff with the nurses,secretaries, doctors, and what not they talk to much and waste time, it is sexy at times but they are all starting to look the same, i dont know who ever told the porn industry we wanted mini movies but they were wrong.
     
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    I agree with nearly all of this!
    I really hate any kind of fake screaming from women.Especially where they just yell,
    "UH HUH!" WTF does that mean?

    Fake boobs that show ripples and odd shapes that DON'T move or bounce at all.

    Too many Bleached blondes.

    Super long fake fingernails...I always grimace when I see them finger themselves or others!
    Guys who just look angry.

    *Oh yeah,and the big stripper shoes like looks like lethal weapons.They aren't sexy and they get in the way.
     
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    I agree with everyone about most of the annoyances they've brought up.

    A few more things tend to ruin the show:

    A cameraman using the mic on the camera instead of a separate boom-type set up. All through the video, all you get to hear is his fingers shifting on the plastic camera case.

    And camera angles where the star of the show is the oral-giver's ear, cheek, back of the head, or anything that obscures the real star of the show.

    Some of the noises the girls make sound like they've got a toothache more than they're getting off. My wife had a major toothache recently. The two do sound oddly similar.

    I also like to look at people nude for a minute or two in non-sexual postitions before they dive in and start plowing. That rarely happens though. Usually the first shots you get are with everything open, stiff and in action.

    I prefer porn that engages the viewer and acknowledges that they'll likely be fantasizing and masturbating to their work, and tries to include them in some way other than just dancing around to music, or mindlessly plowing away. It tends to keep the viewer at arm's length rather than inviting them to be part of what's happening. When it's done well, it usually has a wonderful effect.
     
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    I'd have to imagine it's hard to do porn from the woman's POV and have it work out because it would just be a guys crotch constantly thrusting at the camera, or seeing the guy fucking away but not seeing the pussy or cock or any of that. Basically you wouldn't get to see any of the things that really make it "porn" coming from the womans POV.

    Amen to all of the above.
     
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    when a girl does ass to mouth!!!!!!!!!
     
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    uhh y?
     
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    idk i just dont like it .. just me ...also the annoying fake moaning ..
     
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    oh ok, yea the moaning, i was foolish to think that every woman moans like that before i lost my virginity. silly me.