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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by Sweetlysad, Jan 31, 2015.
Easy game, just say something that you wouldn't dare say in church.
You make me as horny as hell!
change for a dollar?
Communion wine? Don't mind if I do but wine always makes me so horny
I must be a horrible person... anything I would say anywhere else I would just as easily and freely state in a church.
pardon me darling but you have a wedgie, may i correct it?
in nomine Partys, et phallus, et Spectaculus Stiffy
...ok, maybe I would dare say that
I s'pose it would be in poor taste to sit and read Also sprach Zarathustra: Ein Buch für Alle und Keinen in a church...
Or really anything of Nietzsche's...
I'd probably do it anyway, though, because church is boring.
you'd have to do it out loud... I'd sit in a pew for that
"All you women fornicators meet me in back for a little bit of Sunday morning redemption. neh neh neh neh!"
I'm not wearing any panties!
Complement the woman in front of you that she has a nice ass.
Ask for a double at communion.
Prayer works. I am not the father.
Is this blouse see though? I forgot my bra!
Didn't I see you at the strip club?
Wake me uo when it's over
Take your hand off my knee !
I have my vibrator in my purse