Things not to say in church

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  1. Sweetlysad

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    Easy game, just say something that you wouldn't dare say in church.


    You make me as horny as hell!
     
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    change for a dollar?
     
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    Communion wine? Don't mind if I do but wine always makes me so horny ;)
     
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    I must be a horrible person... anything I would say anywhere else I would just as easily and freely state in a church.
     
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    pardon me darling but you have a wedgie, may i correct it?:p
     
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    in nomine Partys, et phallus, et Spectaculus Stiffy :rolleyes:

    ...ok, maybe I would dare say that
     
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    I s'pose it would be in poor taste to sit and read Also sprach Zarathustra: Ein Buch für Alle und Keinen in a church...

    Or really anything of Nietzsche's...

    I'd probably do it anyway, though, because church is boring.
     
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    you'd have to do it out loud... I'd sit in a pew for that :)
     
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    "All you women fornicators meet me in back for a little bit of Sunday morning redemption. neh neh neh neh!":D



    " :p
     
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    I'm not wearing any panties!
     
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    Complement the woman in front of you that she has a nice ass.
     
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    Ask for a double at communion.
     
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    Prayer works. I am not the father.
     
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    Is this blouse see though? I forgot my bra!
     
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    Didn't I see you at the strip club?
     
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    I DO :)
     
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    Wake me uo when it's over
     
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    Take your hand off my knee !
     
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    I have my vibrator in my purse
     
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    hmmmmmmm !