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  1. Jayce

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    sittin in yer undies with an entire 50 cent wal mart brand box of mac and cheese all to yourself after an already great day.

    That is all.
     
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    Who wants to touch it?
     
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    FINE ILL TOUCH IT!!!! :sniff :sniff :sniff :sniff :sniff :sniff :sniff :sniff
     
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    btw I'm going to see Jackass 2 tomorrow. You all should be jealous.
     
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    Give us a review on Jackass 2!!! As for the undies and mac and cheese, I'll change the mac and cheeze to the popcorn chicken of a local well known supermarket and some of their brownies!! Sadly, I had to eat that while watching the University of Virginia get it's butt kicked by Georgia Tech! SIGH! By the way, anybody seen Eureka on Sci Fi Channel? Good show! But I'm really waiting for Psych to come back for it's second season on USA!
     
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    Here I am. I'm in my undies again. It's a sheer black thong with- k, kidding. I LIED I SWEAR I DONT WEAR THONGS! :uhh:

    Mannnnnnnnnnnnnn I wouldn't mind a strong alcoholic beverage right about now. TOO BAD ALL I HAVE IS FRICKEN SAMS CHOICE COLA LMFAO zing.

    It's past my bed time. I'm going to bed now. I'm going to bed now because it's past my bed time. Past my bed time it is, so I am going to bed. Bed is my destination, due to the fact it's past my bed time. I approach my bed in a sexy manner and begin to vigorously fuck my pillow. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'm tired.








    Out. :gay
     
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    [BANANA]HEY, JAYCE!!
    TIME TO GET UP!!
    MOVE IT - MOVE IT!!

    AND LOSE THAT BLACK THONG!
    IT'S DISGUSTING![/BANANA]
     
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    Jayce you're a nut. No, you're a thong in the flesh! :lol

    We want pics of your attire from last night. :eek
     
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    :rofl
    Another hilarious episode of Jayce Has No Life Because His Girlfriend's Away at School. It's been a long time since I laughed like that and I thank you for it. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
     
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    and i had tuna :(
     
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    Just for the record, I slept incredibly well last night. :lol
     
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    OH FUCK YEAH! JACKASS TWO IN APPROXIMATELY 12 HOURS MKTHX! :cheer :cheer :cheer :popcorn
     
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    We want a review of Jackass Two and we want pictures of you in your thong so that we can spam 'em! ;> By the way, for a "refreshing drink" try putting some of the Mentos candy in a liter of Diet Coke while you are in the theater! Let me know what happens! Lastly, although we like you very much and find you very entertaining, may we, here at SF, have your girlfriend's email address so that we can "encourage" her to visit you a little more often? Keep up the great posts! You are a "hoot" home fry! ;>
     
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    wow...

    You never cease to make me laugh! And I thought this one was going to be about the fan again. :lol
    Touch it?!? :rofl
    Is that some sort of dare?
     
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    You envy him?? :lol Men! This is why I gave my baby brother the Good Housekeeping Illustrated Cookbook (it even shows you how to make scrambled eggs!) and a box of kitchen utensils when he ventured out into the home-cooked-meal-less world. I'm proud to say that baby bro is now quite the little chef.

    Jayce, I sincerely hope you changed your pillowcase before going to sleep last night :uhh:
     
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    Is it wrong if I went with a "no" on that one, Bluesy?
     
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    Well, there's another fetish I'd never heard of before SF... I'm unofficially adding "sleeping on cum-spattered pillows", "sleeping with a partner who enjoys cum-spattered pillows", and possibly pillow fucking (not sure how I feel about that one) to my sexual limits list ;)

    (Jayce, checked your PMs recently?)
     
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    You mean the one about me having to fight for my life after the filling at the dentist?