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  1. Andrea

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    a mouse in my bedroom and it's hiding now, I can't sleep knowing it's somewhere..what if it climbed on me as I sleep??. Fuck.
     
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    That's what airsoft guns and cheese are for.
     
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    I wish :/
     
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    I thought that was cute poetry until the last bit :(

    You scared of a teeny weeny mouse?
    Where I live we worry more about what follows the mouse..........snake!
     
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    I am yesh :ugh... Oh fuck no, not snakes, arrrrrrrgh
     
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    Don't worry, you're not down here. If you were, you'd have to worry bout rattlers, water moccasins (not sure of the spelling there), and a whole assortment of other varieties. And did I mention the hasps and the hornets? How bout the fire ants?

    :D
     
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    I wont go to sleep in my room if I know there is even a loose cricket in my room hiding out. They touch me at night... I know they do.
     
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    If its a teenage mouse just throw him a porno mag and some hand lotion and he'll be busy the rest of the night....
     
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    Rest easy, there are no snakes in Kiwiland :lol
     
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    I'm getting frustrated with Oswald the Huntsman Spider showing up in unexpected places. Then there's the darn Wolf spider running around inside my car. I have no idea where he's gone but he was terrorising my daughter on the way back from the city the other night. She claimed he scurried across her hand.

    Mice only bother me when they chew noses off Barbie dolls.

    We have brown snakes around my daughter's school.
     
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    Anybody got wind scorpions? Even the smaller ones are kinda cool.....they don't run off when you mess with em...I was poking at one with a flyswatter and he just reared up on his hind legs and grabbed the swatter with his front arms and tried to pull the damn thing outta my hand...I could actually feel the little half dollar sized bug tugging on the flyswatter......I was kinda impressed ....Of course they have them the size of a human hand over in Iraq.
     
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    Yeah, bugs are strong little di'kuts.

    But I don't think we've got anything really special down here, except maybe brown recluses
     
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    Oh-My-God.
     
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    Oh CosmicEye I would be the same!
     
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    It's so much fun living in the middle of nowhere, ain't it? :p
     
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    *GIGGLE*...Well I have a dildo, does that count??? lol
     
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    Butttt it's still scarrrreh :eek
     
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    OMFG, how do you breathe??? lol...seriously though, I have a barbie doll with a pink scooter about half a metre away from mousey. I so hope it doesn't do something to her :ugh
     
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    lol
     
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    I don't know why, but for some reason I've got that scene from Toy Story 2 where Woody's looking at all the merch that went with his show and found the silly snake boot thingy

    "There's a snake in my boot!"