The truth about couches (or furniture in general)

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  1. HotForHoney

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    This was online so it must be true:

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    Well, this isn't gonna stir up any shit...well done! :D
     
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    I wonder how many people saw the word "couch" and thought this was going in a completely different direction.
    [raises hand]
     
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    HotForHoney is very intelligent. She found the sure way to have all reading it.
     
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    I had a feeling I should lock my couch up with my guns, or at least hobble it!:eek:Bastard thinks it's sneaky, but I hear it moving around the living room at night setting me up for ambush!:D
     
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    Don't blame the Sofa if you roll off and fall on the floor.
    ;)
     
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    Good thing Hospitals are Gun free zones ;)
     
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    I was thinking , " If my couch could talk " !
     
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    I'm so disappointed, I thought this was going to be about sitting on the edge of the couch. :(
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    They can take my recliner when pry my cold, dead ass from it!







































    :p:p
     
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    No balls were hurt in the making of this edge.
     
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    I've seen bookcases and other furniture with so many warnings about tipping and collapsing and so on, I'm actually quite surprised that only 17 people were killed.

    On the other hand, because more Americans were killed by furniture than by ISIS, the government should add Sweden to the list of restricted countries. (Ikea, you know.)
     
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    They also should add the USA, based on HotforHoney's list.