The Tongue

Discussion in 'Sexual Foreplay and Techniques' started by johnnyangel694u, Aug 13, 2009.

  1. johnnyangel694u

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    I know you have seen it a million times. A man says he is great at giving oral sex. Has the best tongue. Yada yada.
    To me nothing is greater than to give a pussy a good tongue lashing. It is so nice to run my tongue from her anal rosebud, through her dripping wet folds until I find her clit. To feel her clit getting harder as I run my tongue up and down and around and around. Of course I must go back to the wet folds to make sure none of that sweet nectar gets away.
    My cock get so hard hearing her moans and groans. Feeling her pussy muscles contracting. I have found some women that there anal muscles start contracting also. That really drives me nuts.
    After a while of my Johnny treatments. I can see, hear and feel her intensity building. The hips start to gyrate, breathing gets heavier. Moans get louder. My cock is throbbing.
    Then all the sudden. BAMM!!!!! There it is. WTF. That damn toilet paper spit ball. Where the hell did it come from? The fuckin thing is stuck to the tip of my tongue. What can I do with it? I can't stop. She is too far gone. I don't want her to lose it. I sure as hell don't want to swallow it. I don't where it has been. I don't want to embarrass her by spitting it out.
    What should I do??
     
  2. Barbwire

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    Spit it out and keep on truckin'. ;)
     
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    How long you say you been eating pussy? Yeah, what she said, or pick it off with your finger. Then next time you go shopping, get Charmine or Cottenelle. Buy one of the better brands and you won't have that problem near as much. Or I guess if they're not living in your house, you can ask them what kind of TP they use.:ugh
     
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    Don't make a big deal of it right then and there, pick it off and get back to business. Its just one of those things that's bound to happen.
     
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    LMAO, sorry, this is why I jump into the shower before we do anything. Although he is aware of "toilet paper fuzzies" (as I like to call them), he is also aware I am embarrassed by them. They do not bother him, he picks it off me or his tongue and goes about his buisiness if they or there, but I make an effort when possible to get rid of them.

    Charmin is the best brand to reduce the possibility of them, but not completely.

    Don't embarrass her for the most part. Snatch it off your tongue and tell her it was a stray hair or something and don't let it get to her, if in the moment.

    If it is a problem that happens often, take a shower with her and help her wash it off, or if you are to the point to her asking to buy her some toilet paper, buy the better brand and drop a subtle hint.

    It happens to all women, we do get the toilet paper fuzzies, (and so do you men round the ass) especially when using puplic toilets and they don't even know what 1 ply toilet paper is!!!

    The bottom line is, if it bothers you that bad, just simply help her wash the problem away. If ya'll are open to converse about sex, then straight out tell her. It doesn't take much more than a couple of splashes to "rinse" away the problem.