The Texan Blonde

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  1. Hot Wheels

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    Amy, a nice & proper blonde Texas city girl, marries a Texas rancher.

    One morning, on his way out to check on the cows
    the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination
    man is coming over to impregnate one
    of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four
    just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
    where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"

    So the rancher leaves for the fields.
    After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives
    and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down
    to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and
    when she sees the nail, she tells him,
    "This is the one..... right here."
    Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just
    might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks,
    "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the
    cow to be bred?"
    "That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy
    explains very confidently.
    Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
    She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence
    says................ "I guess it's to hang your pants on..."
     
  2. loveit247

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    Ha ha, very cute!
     
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    :lol Very good!
     
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    I like that one.