The synonyn thread - "In dire need of sex"

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    The synonym thread - "In dire need of sex"

    OK, list all the synonyms (words or phrases) you can think of or have ever heard for being in dire need of sex. The funnier the better. I'll start. ;)

    Horny
    Could use a good lay
    In need of a potent screw
    Gaggin' for a shag (my current favorite, thanks Sarah!)
    Turned on
    Feelin' your randy
    Hard up
    Hot to trot
    Horn-doggin'
    Trollin' for pussy (that one came from my wife! :D)

    Post 'em up!
    BD
     
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    LOL!

    Lookin' to bury the gopher.
     
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    Hornier than a 5-peckered billy goat.
     
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    Lookin' for a lay.
     
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    Hurtin' for a Squirtin.
     
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    Now THAT's funny! :D Bonus points if you make 'em rhyme...

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    Itchin' for a lickin'. (That's a kind of sex....Oh, just pat me on the head, I wanted to be cool too! ;) )
     
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    You "are" cool Dreama:)
     
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    Love it! You already ARE cool, Dreama...pat pat pat...:p

    Come to think of it, I think I've heard tickin' for a lickin' before...

    How about honkin' for a bonkin'? :D

    BD
     
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    Shouldn't this be titled "Euphemisms for 'In Dire Need of Sex'"?
     
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    It does seem to be headed that direction, eh?

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    Quite.
     
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    My girl might say she needs a hot beef injection.
     
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    A friend of mine used to visit his ex when he was "in need of a sperm extraction".