The SF Theme Song

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  1. AnonymousOne

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    For those of you with High-Speed:

    SF Theme Song

    For those of you without Highspeed:
    The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

    ("Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating. But there are several
    other very important differences between human beings and animals that you
    should know about.")

    (whisper: "I'd appreciate your input")

    Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me
    and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
    So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
    Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
    You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds
    I want to you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns
    Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
    inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

    CHORUS:
    (do it now)
    You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    (do it again now)
    You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    (gettin' horny now)

    Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
    Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
    Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
    But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, means "small craft
    advisory"
    So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battle ship
    Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
    So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like
    Lyle
    And then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files

    (Chorus)
    (repeat)
    (repeat)