[Ask a Guy] The Naming of the Parts

Discussion in 'Ask a Guy/Girl' started by jmo, Jun 13, 2011.

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What name do you prefer for the various male body parts?

  1. Penis

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%
  2. Testicles

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  3. Scrotum

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  4. Dick

    6 vote(s)
    50.0%
  5. Balls

    6 vote(s)
    50.0%
  6. Sack

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Package

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  8. 'nads

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  9. I don't ever want to think about or talk about them.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Other (see comment)

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%
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  1. jmo

    jmo New Member

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    Growing up we are all told what our various body parts should be called. We also learn the various slang words for them. What I would like to know is what you prefer your parts to be called. I'm NOT asking what word automatically pops into your head when you think about it -- but rather what word you would LIKE to pop into your head when you think about it. So, guys - what name for your body parts do you like?
     
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    Where's the option for COCK?
     
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    cock and balls

    or wing wong
     
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    Bits & Pieces
    Boloney Pony
    Fiddling Stick
    Bait & Tackle

    Or just 'cock'. Technical terms (read: penis through scrotum) are terrible, if you're going to go that route, take it all the way to town and say 'phallus erectus'. Eg. "Mmmgirl, I need to feel your lips around my phallus erectus, post-haste".
     
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    Pook The Destroyer (kudos to anyone who gets that)
     
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    Twig and berries. I can yell that to my daughter at hockey games, "kick him in his twig and berries".. and if people aren't really paying attention, they don't pay attention since a hockey stick is also refered to as a twig. You can't yell "Kick is fucking balls to his throat". She'll do it no matter what I yell though.

    also heard it refered to as ham and beans.
     
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    Wow, you tell your young daughter to kick the boys in the nuts at hockey?
     
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    cock n balls. I think in anywhere but the bedroom or talking sexually I would use penis
     
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    Hockey is war, she has to establish dominance when she's the only girl on the team so yes. It only takes one and the rest fall into place. With goalie pads on, she usually yells cup check and uses her stick.
     
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    Fuzzy potato for balls. Bits 'n pieces, the "store"..."Ouch! Right in the store!" Furnace for vagina is one of my faves.