The motion of the ocean

Discussion in 'Sexual Foreplay and Techniques' started by fire/medic85, Dec 8, 2009.

  1. fire/medic85

    fire/medic85 New Member

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    As the saying goes "its not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean", well what techniques work well with a "smaller ship"?
     
  2. HardRocker

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    Ah, a nautical question.

    The same techniques that work with a supertanker: attention to all of the senses of your partner. Other than an inability to penetrate as deeply in some positions, the actual in and out part of sex can feel about the same in her vagina whether your skiff sports a big johnson or a trolling motor. Then again some marinas have wider slips than others, so your beam is more important than your bowsprit.

    But no matter what your displacement is, the most important part of satisfying your first mate is maintaining all of her rigging.
     
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    i just had to say, that was an awesome reply, HardRocker :D
     
  4. HardRocker

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    :lol I come from a long line of sailors.
     
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    HAHA That made me laugh. :lol
     
  6. Bowler

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    Priceless :lol