The "million dollars, but..." game

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  1. DayPlay3

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    Sure

    You have to teach a pig to sing 1st
     
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    Singing is subjective so sure!

    ...but everywhere you go a person follows you around playing the tuba.

     
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    Oh, no...I hate bringing attention to myself. I rather be poor!

    ...but every time you encounter a pregnant women on the street, you must ask her if you can check if she's dilated.
     
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    I could not be that rude to a pregnant woman, so no.

    You have to spend all the money in one day and can not spend more than 1/2 of the balance on any one thing or you forfeit it all.
     
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    It would take some planning, but yeah I could do it.

    A million but you'd have to wear a shirt daily for a week that asks people to comment on your breasts (if female) or nose hair (if male).
     
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    Where to I pick-up my money :D

    You have to carry a 5# wheel of cheese everywhere you go in public until all the money is spent. When at home the cheese has to sit on you dinning room table.

    Smell you later :p:p:p
     
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    Count me in! :D No shame about my love for cheese!

    ...but you have to -for as long as you have the money- paint your nails (for guys) or shave your head (for girls).
     
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    Just wire the money to my acct.

    You have to go out & public with a dead octopus dressed as an infant every were you go as long as you have the money.

    PS - @MariaMaria I think after the 2nd month the Cheese stands alone.:p
     
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