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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by MariaMaria, Dec 12, 2016.
You have to teach a pig to sing 1st
Singing is subjective so sure!
...but everywhere you go a person follows you around playing the tuba.
Oh, no...I hate bringing attention to myself. I rather be poor!
...but every time you encounter a pregnant women on the street, you must ask her if you can check if she's dilated.
I could not be that rude to a pregnant woman, so no.
You have to spend all the money in one day and can not spend more than 1/2 of the balance on any one thing or you forfeit it all.
It would take some planning, but yeah I could do it.
A million but you'd have to wear a shirt daily for a week that asks people to comment on your breasts (if female) or nose hair (if male).
Where to I pick-up my money
You have to carry a 5# wheel of cheese everywhere you go in public until all the money is spent. When at home the cheese has to sit on you dinning room table.
Smell you later
Count me in! No shame about my love for cheese!
...but you have to -for as long as you have the money- paint your nails (for guys) or shave your head (for girls).
Just wire the money to my acct.
You have to go out & public with a dead octopus dressed as an infant every were you go as long as you have the money.
PS - @MariaMaria I think after the 2nd month the Cheese stands alone.
.....but you can never again wear pants.
So.... my bank account is *********. Burning all my pants as soon as I get the money
..... but you have to sing your national anthem every time that you see a male/female that you like.
Bring me the money!
....But you will have to have sex with the first person you see everyday for a year