The "million dollars, but..." game

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  1. MeganRocheTG

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    no!
    you would have to wear a onesie pajamas at home for 5 years
     
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    Definitely!

    You have to eat your least favorite meal once a week and finish everything on the plate for the rest of your life.
     
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    I couldn't. My least favorite meal has stuff I'm lethally allergic to! :eek:

    You have to marry the person you hate the most and be directly involved with and loyal to them (no ignoring or cheating on them); no ability to divorce/separate available for 10 years.
     
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    nope!!!
    have laser shoot out of your eyes like cyclops once a week for an hour?
     
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    If would know when it was gonna happen, then yes. If I had no clue, then no.

    Have your power manifest when you become angry, like Hulk, only your power is to turn into a puddle of gelatin.
     
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  6. MeganRocheTG

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    if I can feel pleasure, yes if I cant, no
    you have to give back to the homeless via blowjobs
     
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    Nope

    ...but you have to "inadvertently" post a nude picture of yourself on one of your social media accounts
     
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    ...again, or is the one time I did it on Google+ enough to qualify?

    A million dollars but your only mode of transportation is the Reliant Robin car? (This car is noted for flipping over easily when it turns)

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  9. MeganRocheTG

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    do I have to drive if so, no!

    you would have to dress up in a sexy holloween coustume once a week for a year?
     
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    I could live with that.

    ...But you develop an uncontrollable fear of the body parts you normally love on the people you're normally attracted to.
     
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    No way! I don't want the money.

    Would you take a million dollars in exchange for for the rest of your life, every orgasm you have is a bit more intense than the previous one?
     
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    Hahaha...twist my arm!

    ...but for every orgasm you have, your SO has 2 or more.
     
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    No please, don't, stop... (C'mon that's a no-brainer - of course I'd want that plus money!)

    ... but for the rest of your life if you have more than one orgasm in a day you also get the stomach flu for a week.
     
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    I think I can control myself for that amount of money;)

    For the next few years every time you tipped your waiter/waitress you said "this is not for you, it is for the chefs" and you tipped big!!!
     
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    Hmmmm.. Only if it's a restaurant I won't go to again, and if the waitstaff still gets the money.

    You have to show up to work once every other week wearing just this tie and this hat

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    Are you kiddin' me? I'd do that for free! :D

    ...But you can only speak to people using things that Gary Busey has said on Twitter.
     
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    Nope….even though Gary's bat-shit crazy ass cracks me up.

    You get the money but, for every dollar you spend on your self you spend two on a complete strager in a way to make their life better.
     
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    sure!
    you have to watch a show you hate and type a paper on it at the end of every season?
     
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    LOL…That might even be enjoyable

    You agree to be a puppet for a communist regime
     
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    You're cracking me up. I'm gonna have to pass on that one. It will for sure end up costing more than money!

    ...but you have to pose nude for a drawing class