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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by MariaMaria, Dec 12, 2016.
you would have to wear a onesie pajamas at home for 5 years
You have to eat your least favorite meal once a week and finish everything on the plate for the rest of your life.
I couldn't. My least favorite meal has stuff I'm lethally allergic to!
You have to marry the person you hate the most and be directly involved with and loyal to them (no ignoring or cheating on them); no ability to divorce/separate available for 10 years.
have laser shoot out of your eyes like cyclops once a week for an hour?
If would know when it was gonna happen, then yes. If I had no clue, then no.
Have your power manifest when you become angry, like Hulk, only your power is to turn into a puddle of gelatin.
if I can feel pleasure, yes if I cant, no
you have to give back to the homeless via blowjobs
...but you have to "inadvertently" post a nude picture of yourself on one of your social media accounts
...again, or is the one time I did it on Google+ enough to qualify?
A million dollars but your only mode of transportation is the Reliant Robin car? (This car is noted for flipping over easily when it turns)
do I have to drive if so, no!
you would have to dress up in a sexy holloween coustume once a week for a year?
I could live with that.
...But you develop an uncontrollable fear of the body parts you normally love on the people you're normally attracted to.
No way! I don't want the money.
Would you take a million dollars in exchange for for the rest of your life, every orgasm you have is a bit more intense than the previous one?
Hahaha...twist my arm!
...but for every orgasm you have, your SO has 2 or more.
No please, don't, stop... (C'mon that's a no-brainer - of course I'd want that plus money!)
... but for the rest of your life if you have more than one orgasm in a day you also get the stomach flu for a week.
I think I can control myself for that amount of money
For the next few years every time you tipped your waiter/waitress you said "this is not for you, it is for the chefs" and you tipped big!!!
Hmmmm.. Only if it's a restaurant I won't go to again, and if the waitstaff still gets the money.
You have to show up to work once every other week wearing just this tie and this hat
Are you kiddin' me? I'd do that for free!
...But you can only speak to people using things that Gary Busey has said on Twitter.
Nope….even though Gary's bat-shit crazy ass cracks me up.
You get the money but, for every dollar you spend on your self you spend two on a complete strager in a way to make their life better.
you have to watch a show you hate and type a paper on it at the end of every season?
LOL…That might even be enjoyable
You agree to be a puppet for a communist regime
You're cracking me up. I'm gonna have to pass on that one. It will for sure end up costing more than money!
...but you have to pose nude for a drawing class