The "million dollars, but..." game

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  1. MariaMaria

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    LOL!

    Nope!

    ...but your co-workers can read your mind once a week...
     
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    Psh! They could use a few Truth Bombs every now and then. So, yes -- totally.

    ... but you have to live in a technology-free commune for at least 3 years.
     
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    Yep, I'll take it! I've dreamed about that...

    ...but you have to get a rectal exam every time it snows.
     
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    yep (snows here about...not much)

    you would have to watch Fox News for a year
     
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    No, I rather not have the $$$

    …but it's a million in it's in Venezuelan currency
     
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    Does it come out to equalling 1,000,000 USD or is it only 1,000,000 VEF?
     
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    Yes you can have the exchanger rate to USA dollars :rolleyes: and trip there too. :)
     
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    In that case, sure -- I'd feel even more wealthy!

    Okay. A million dollars, but... You have to confess your most personal shameful/embarrassing secret at a press conference that will be viewed by everyone with access to a TV/computer/smartphone/tablet on the planet.
     
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    Obviously being a virtuous & upstanding member of the community I have nothing shameful or embarrassing to confess. :p Actually maybe I do so I'll say no.

    A million dollars but you have to scrub your bosses toilet clean every day ... with a toothbrush
     
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    Ew, no, thanks!

    ...but every morning you have to do naked dance in front of your open window as soon as you wake up.
     
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    Hell yeah! Can we watch if it's you? ;)

    ...million dollars but every time you order fast food in the drive through, you have to do it as Karl from Slingblade, mmmhmmm.
     
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    Gimme them french fried mashed pertaters, mmmmhmmmm! :D

    ...but you have to speak like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your life.
     
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    Sure, I already have a weird accent LOL

    ...but every time you order coffee, you must add "and a blowjob"
     
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    Maria - I do that now :D

    But it's in coins and you can not exchange then for paper money
     
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    Shit.

    A million dollars but you must replace all greetings to people with punches in the face.
     
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    I guess that I'd take it and go live in a little island all by myself LOL

    ....but you'd get the hiccups every time you fuck :D
     
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    done. *HIC!


    BUT...You'd have hair growing all over your ears until eternity.
     
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    I'll take it. I can just ask my Brazilian wax lady to do the ears too LOL

    ....but, you have to give up BJs for 5 years.
     
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    Already done (for life, I suppose :( )

    but...........you have to talk with a manly / female voice instead.
     
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    Wouldn't bother me. My voice has no impact on my self-view.

    .... but you have to spend at least one hour a day reading abuse case reports.
     
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