The "million dollars, but..." game

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  1. MariaMaria

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    Answer yes or no to the sentence below and create a new one for the next person :D

    Someone offers you a million dollars, but from now on, every time you hear a phone ringing, you'll cum on the spot. Would you take it?
     
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    Yes!! that's a win hate phone calls might as well get some Satisfaction out of it.

    You have to kiss the hand of anyone that opens the door for you for the rest of your life?
     
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    Yes

    ......but, you have to stop and do the Macarena at each meal.
     
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    yes.

    but, you have to openly show cleavage at every meal...

    I mean low LOW LOW cleavage.
     
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    Yes..

    At every family gathering you have to stand up and say I masturbated before we got here.
     
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    Ha, totally. I'm already the black sheep metal head, they'd just roll their eyes thinking business as usual.

    A million dollars, but every time you farted, you had to turn around and yell "BULLSHIT!" to your own ass.
     
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    Yes, though I'd be hoarse by noon some days.


    but, you will have to listen to the same three Celine Dion songs every night from midnight till 2 AM for the rest of your life.
     
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    Yes, I already have tinnitus, so a bit more noise can't hurt!

    but you have to publicly pick your nose before eating out for lunch every day.
     
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    Yes LOL

    ..but you can't watch porn unless your hands are tied behind your back.
     
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    In a heartbeat, yes. That might help me to give up porn.

    ... but you have to work as a walmart greeter and give kisses to everyone instead of just a hello.
     
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    Yes as long as they're all closed mouth kisses

    But everytime you meet someone new. You have to smack them on the ass and with a serious look. Say nice to meet you!
     
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    not for 1 Billion

    … But go more than 1 mile away from you home as long as you have the money
     
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    Nope

    But you can't use the internet for the next 5 years
     
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    Absolutely

    But..... you have to whip out your nipple (men and women) every time you order a coffee and say I need cream too
     
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    Lol yes. ..

    ....but at every red light you have to jump out of your vehicle knock on their window & say. ."lick my pussy/cock " .... for 2yrs
     
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    No.

    ... But everytime you got showered you had to get dried by hand by Donald Trump, using his wig as a towel.
     
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    EEEWWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    ...but every time your SO sneezes you have to give them a lap dance.
     
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    Yes I could live with that.

    But, you have to wear a burka in public as long as you have any of the money
     
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    I think wearing a burka would be freeing in that I wouldn't have to worry about clothes or hair before I walk out the door, but I'd feel scared given the current political climate...so I'd say no, thanks!

    ...but you'd have to have sex in public at least once a week...
     
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    So cut back on the sex in public? I'm in.

    But, you have to carry the whole amount in paper money in a back pack where ever you go until you spend it all
     
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