The long or short of it!

Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by oldkid, Apr 11, 2014.

  1. oldkid

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    A game: Women of SF-You see a man's penis for the first time out of his clothes (Flacid or Hard). Question one: What is an acceptable comment to him?
    Question two: What is a comment sure to humiliate him?

    Men of SF-The woman you are with is seeing your penis for the first time.
    What would be an acceptable comment by the woman?
    What would be totally unacceptable for her to say?

    Here's a cram sheet to make you think
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  2. CaramelLady

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    Acceptable: Damn! With a big grin on her face
    Humiliating: Damn! While laughing

    Just for the record... I would never do such a thing to belittle or humiliate a man. It means something if a man has chosen you to have sex, not matter what stage the relationship is in. There is no need to humiliate anyone. No matter his size, I would do my utmost to make sure that man felt like a man........
     
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  3. oldkid

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    You're too damn nice. Would you react so nice to a flasher in the supermarket.
     
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  4. CaramelLady

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    That gentleman would not be about to have sex with me. We would not be in a relationship and hence there would be no trust issue involved so he is fair game.

    He is not looking for validation from a chosen partner, but rather he is doing for the shock value. The best thing there is to ignore his sick ass. Better yet yawn, and ask him to reach up to the top shelf for you. At that point you walk away because you do not want to touch anything he does. You know where his hands have been!:eek:
     
  5. oldkid

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    C'mon. You're overanalyzing it.
     
  6. oldkid

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    Try these for example: Q1-Hey, big boy. Watcha doin later? Q2-That reminds me I need to pick up some Vienna Sausages.
    See, that works.;)
     
  7. CaramelLady

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    Oldkid... That was not over analyzing, bur rather why I would do what I would do. If someone is going around exposing himself. That indicates crazy... I was taught never to mess with crazy.

    James Brown said I do not know karate, but a know crazy. Don't fuck with crazy. ha ha...
     
  8. oldkid

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    Peace.:);)
     
  9. CaramelLady

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    ^^ :D
     
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  10. oldkid

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    OK. When I send photo to H4H, I'll send one for you too.:rolleyes:
     
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  11. CaramelLady

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    ^^ I promise to say 'Damn' and put a big grin on my face. :D
     
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    1) "Oh my........"
    2) "Is it to cold in here? Would you like me to turn the heat on?"
     
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    Let's get some more testosterone in this thread ;)

    The Good: "Oh my! Is that all for me? This will be fun..."
    The Bad: (says nothing and leaves)
    The Ugly: (stares intensely for long time looking troubled) "... Are you a burn victim?"

    Aaaaaaannnnnddd one more for good measure (pun only semi-intended):
    The Most Entertaining One I've Personally Gotten - *laughs* "I love it! Can you make it dance?!"
     
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    Looked at cram sheet......... where are the others?

    Suitable answers:
    1) No way ......... with a big smile.
    2) No way ..........with a frown.
     
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